By smellyhair / Sunday 2 November 2014 11:28 / United Kingdom
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By  devildog562  |  33

You can't avoid them but putting them in the spotlight is usually really effective. "Good lord sir did you just shit your pants? WHEW. Did you have a hamster die in your anus." Make sure you talk loud enough so people hear it too and stare into their eyes while saying it if you can.