By smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom
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Honestly, would it have been that hard to say "Excuse me sir, but would you please move?"
You can't avoid them but putting them in the spotlight is usually really effective. "Good lord sir did you just shit your pants? WHEW. Did you have a hamster die in your anus." Make sure you talk loud enough so people hear it too and stare into their eyes while saying it if you can.