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Honestly, would it have been that hard to say "Excuse me sir, but would you please move?"

Behavior like that just blows me away.

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Honestly, would it have been that hard to say "Excuse me sir, but would you please move?"

It wouldn't have but some people can be major assholes.

Ram him then grab your stuff and calmly walk away.

I'd much rather politely ask him to step a foot or so to the left, than to put my face within farting distance of his ass.

Unlucky, some people are just out of order

Behavior like that just blows me away.

I just pictured OP's hair being blown back in the "wind".

Try using your words

Nope use your fists it works faster.

Poop in their mouths!

This doesn't seem like the appropriate situation to do so. Or at any time.

But why bend down? That's just awkward.

You must've been in Walmart, sounds like their class of people.

You can't avoid them but putting them in the spotlight is usually really effective. "Good lord sir did you just shit your pants? WHEW. Did you have a hamster die in your anus." Make sure you talk loud enough so people hear it too and stare into their eyes while saying it if you can.

now you can use the deodorant