By smellyhair - 2/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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By  devildog562  |  33

You can't avoid them but putting them in the spotlight is usually really effective. "Good lord sir did you just shit your pants? WHEW. Did you have a hamster die in your anus." Make sure you talk loud enough so people hear it too and stare into their eyes while saying it if you can.