FML : Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled...

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Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By UncleRory - / Saturday 16 May 2009 09:13 / United States

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By YDIdouche | 0

#203065 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

AWESOME!

By Aldrahil | 0

#203066 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

... Nice one, Ace.

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By YDIdouche | 0

#203065 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

AWESOME!

Hunthas | 17

#993645 - Friday 14 May 2010 20:59

oh chuck you farley, you and your whole famn damily can go buck a fuffalo and see is I shiv a git

Jessicaa96145 | 0

#1096507 - Friday 16 July 2010 5:44

lmfaoo.. op. gay nmeans happy too, but that made me laugh. FYL XD

hairt | 4

#1403933 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 13:13

I think you wanted to say "I'm ok" but sad "I'm kay(gay)" accidentaly?? haha

DubstepMasta | 18

#5845232 - Saturday 1 February 2014 1:54

And I think that you skipped english class when you were in school.

By Aldrahil | 0

#203066 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

... Nice one, Ace.

isallwaysme | 27

#5708937 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 3:10

i meant to say "peanuts please" but ended up saying "penis please" before hahahah

By elliebutton | 0

#203069 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:10

Curse those Frudian slips!

Ajorioles | 0

#1011801 - Saturday 29 May 2010 22:06

Freudian. You are welcome

By hypothetically | 0

#203075 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:12

Congratulations, you're out!

By PollySighDevil | 0

#203079 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

We'll theoretically she would be MORE interested right? Women always want a gay friend... you can always explain your gaff later

By xHaniffax | 0

#203086 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:16

Omg I do things like that all the time
when I'm thinking of 2 words and then merge them together and it sounds retarded
ahah (Y)

Miss_Whipped | 41

#5953290 - Thursday 22 May 2014 17:18

I usually scramble it and come up with things like, "gline of wass," or "bater of wottle."
And upon attempts at correction, "wine of glass." It's horrendous.

Emyka | 26

#6514411 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 12:29

#203 took me a second to realise what was wrong with "wine of glass".

By Draq | 1

#203090 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:19

YDI because I said so.

By 24788 | 6

#203091 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:20

lol, I bet she wasn't having a good day after that either.

By redbluegreen | 40

#203093 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:23

Bloody brilliant.

#4, and it saves you from the possible future breakup which might have resulted if he said something intelligent to score her digits.

But, question, don't almost all cashiers smile? Regardless if they're cute or not?

By Death_to_my_life | 0

#203095 - Saturday 16 May 2009 12:25

LOL flirting FAIL XD
i bet shes gonna post an FML soon: Today a guy came into my store and when i said 'hello, how're you?' he immediately said he was gay. FML'

now she has low self confidence!! XDD