By keeks_25 - 08/05/2009 20:53 - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
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tipsypiink 0
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hahah did the parents leave a nice tip after that? (;

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RyanRaygun 0
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Most kids are little cunts. Don't feel bad.

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tipsypiink 0
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hahah did the parents leave a nice tip after that? (;

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deathmajestic 0
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Ha thnx 4 the lulz

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Turfin 0
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omg hahhahhshshshhhshshhshshhs

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grunt656 0
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lol I love hen people male mistakes like this

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nevermindalready 4

No one ever tips well in Canada. I should know. I'm Canadian.

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melanie232323 7
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People tip well in Canada all the time, I generally get 15%. You shouldn't generalize.

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

hahahaha, what a terrible tongue tie! That didn't make you look like a creeper at all..

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jet_fml 0
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This actually made me laugh. I want to know what happened after that. :P

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Futt_Buck 0

if i were you, i would just hope that i still have a job...

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RyanRaygun 0
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Most kids are little cunts. Don't feel bad.

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xDancer101x 0

language!(sry I'm just obsessed with doing that)

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tournamentdecide 33
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If it offends you, get off FML

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LilKonvicted 0

Haha!

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thunder24 0
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Ouch dude! They probably think your a chimo! Hope they understood what happened and didn't complain!! Ps don't call little girls u don't know cutie and this won't happen

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garrett1999o3 16
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He was only trying to be polite.

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Kaaaaatie 0

hahahahahahaha! maybe you should have tried to play it off like it was a catchy slang word meaning "dear" or something. it's worth a shot!

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im6234 2
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he should have played it off and said..... " what can i get for you cunti-----nuous source of inspiration to my life".....lol

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