FML : Today I was rushing my boyfriend off to work because I had a really bad stomach ache and needed to release gas and go number 2. As soon as he left I couldnt...

Today I was rushing my boyfriend off to work because I had a really bad stomach ache and needed to release gas and go number 2. As soon as he left I couldnt hold my gas in much longer and went for it, but to my horror a turd flew out of my ass and fell onto the carpet.. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Sunday 10 February 2019 16:00 /

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By melisssa87 | 30

#7767002 - Sunday 10 February 2019 17:07

If you have the power to shoot off flying turds when you pass gas maybe wear some panties, you know to catch them

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#7766987 - Sunday 10 February 2019 16:37

It's not lady like is annoying, men want real woman. You date a person for their good and bad.

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By bloopaloop | 15

#7767097 - Sunday 10 February 2019 20:58

Lolllll. I hope your carpet is brown!

By ulissey | 20

#7767140 - Sunday 10 February 2019 22:41

Shit... happens .

By raven_of_azarath | 28

#7767216 - Monday 11 February 2019 1:48

I wanna say that you should be over pooping with your boyfriend around, especially if you live together, but I know that bathroom anxiety is a thing. I can’t poop if anybody is near the bathroom, no matter how much I want/need to and try.

By Chazzster | 20

#7767219 - Monday 11 February 2019 1:52

Reminds me of a saying “Shit happens”.

But seriously, as we get older we eventually learn not to have excess confidence in a fart as my wife delicately puts it.