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melisssa87
| 29
If you have the power to shoot off flying turds when you pass gas maybe wear some panties, you know to catch them
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
It's not lady like is annoying, men want real woman. You date a person for their good and bad.
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bloopaloop
| 12
Lolllll. I hope your carpet is brown!
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ulissey
| 20
Shit... happens .
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raven_of_azarath
| 28
I wanna say that you should be over pooping with your boyfriend around, especially if you live together, but I know that bathroom anxiety is a thing. I can’t poop if anybody is near the bathroom, no matter how much I want/need to and try.
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Chazzster
| 20
Reminds me of a saying “Shit happens”.
But seriously, as we get older we eventually learn not to have excess confidence in a fart as my wife delicately puts it.
But seriously, as we get older we eventually learn not to have excess confidence in a fart as my wife delicately puts it.
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childlessmother
| 12
Just fart in front of him. It’s human nature
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zuckerburg
| 19
so you were naked... rushing your bf out. 2 week anniversary coming up soon?
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killuah210
| 8
well at least you waited until he left.
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Shiro_1711905830
| 6
Why do you need to wait for your boyfriend to leave so you can take a shit and fart?
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indygirl2
| 3
I would not have told THAT FML to anyone. Couldn't you have remembered a less gross story?!
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