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  CitrusGirl  |  0

2 options. If it's a girl, everytime he wants to hold her say "Remember? Bros before hos. Obviously you're too good for us."
If it's a boy say "bros before hos. Obviously he deserve someone with a dick." and make him take care of the baby all the time.

  TheTigerRoars  |  0

My solution: Eat the male, make sure no one finds out, run away with cub, find new counterpart, and viola! New life with your cub and with a father she deserves.
-Fluffy McTiger

  PirateGirl12  |  11

but he should have been there for her instead of drinking like a selfish douche bag. it's not her fault she went into labor while he was out with the guys he should have the balls to tell his "bros" his wife is in labor and he needs to be there for her.

  Ratracer  |  6

Bahahaha 326. You're absolutely right. I'm sure he's shown dick tendencies waaaay before she went into labor. She should've known having a baby wouldn't change that.

If, by chance, this is the first exhibit of douchery, I do feel bad for the OP but I somehow think this isn't the first...

  marnickg  |  0

i am marnick from THE netherlands, aka big nose aka freak-show nl i love yer picture!!! (k)wanna meet up? commentt and ask me for my picture! ps fuck:p?!

  LMFAOwned  |  9

Lies! This man law be-ith a commandment! It shant be broken, sire!

37, refrain from using vulgar language on FML as the staff tries very hard to keep a friendly environment.

They don't need you adding to their fail.


  bh0p  |  0

though if this was a MLIB..with him posting it I assume it would go something like "Today, I was drinking some naties at the bar with my bros, then my bitch called sayin I need to be there to watch her deliver her baby, I told her 'BROS BEFORE HOES' then hung up and fist bumped the bartender, it was chill. MLIB

  bh0p  |  0

oh noes my comment was deleted! D: I worked and thought about that funny MLIB comment, oh well anyway very sorry OP fyl he was drunk, but still very messed up fix it or break it up.

  tcordell  |  0

being drunk is an excuse and excuses are like assholes...everyone has'em and they all stink...if she was that close to her due date the moron shouldn't have been at a bar, let alone drunk...and the "bro's before hoes" rule is for 15 year-olds...not grown men who are having children...grow the f*** up

By  cuteluvrox  |  0

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  venusvsmars  |  2

you can control yourself to an extent when you're drunk, he's just a dick. it's no excuse. and say he's sooo hammered he can't even comprehend what she's saying, why is he getting THAT drunk when his wife is very pregnant and might need his help, or maybe have a BABY? either way, he's a dick and should be divorced.

  blankettt  |  0

I doubt a "brake" will do him any good. Maybe a while in reverse. If he's going to reverse, though, he'll eventually need to put it back in drive, so maybe you're right, a brake would be helpful when switching gears. (Sorry, it was wide open, there, I had to take it.)


7 - Horrible spelling. Go back to school.
2nd of all ; Leaving a pregnant woman to give birth is a jerk move.
Not like you'd know that.
You don't know what loyalty is even if it hit you straight up the ass.
Sorry OP. He should have been there for both of you.


Give him a break? He's out drunk with his friends when his wife is 9 months pregnant? Surely that wasn't a choice. I'm sure the alcohol just jumped off the table and into his mouth. He had absolutely no choice in the matter.

By  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

YDI for driving your husband to drink, for going to a HOSPITAL of all places to have the kid instead of just letting it flop out on the floor, for allowing your water to break on your classmate's feet, and for expecting anything different.

  _Vamp_  |  9

Ok, Trollz, the flopping out on the floor part made roflmaocopterbagel. That's quite possibly the funniest thing you've ever said.

  maloriewatson  |  3

tht was stupid, and u have no actual heart bout wat the mother mustv been going thru, and how it wud hurt the future of the baby.. and in tht case, I know u wudnt want tht to happen with ur baby now, wud u..?!

  _Vamp_  |  9

Alright, alright... I have red hair, pale skin, and frikked up eyes... so what? The Ginger jokes were funny, but now they're beginning to get annoying. And I do have a soul... I think... oh god....

*runs to nearest pawn shop and purchases soul"

THERE! SEE? haha