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By Broken - / Wednesday 17 June 2009 14:12 / United States
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By  jnic  |  0

Go figure, the people with the most inflated egos are bruised the most easily. The dog didn't beat you up, you tripped and it was an accident. It can happen to anyone, and you're far more likely to trip over a tiny fluffball of a dog than you are a huge, badass German Shepard. Stop using irrelevant circumstances as an excuse to brag about your strength and manliness.

By  happygoluckyhh  |  0

Why make it sound like the dog "beat you up"? It was an accident. It would have been a lot more simple if you said, "Today, I tripped over a dog's leach. FML" Get over it. Sorry about all of your cuts, though!

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  easylazy  |  0

Don't worry-- once a chihuahua actually jumped on my pants a ripped a vein in my scrotum, in front of countless people. All I could do was cry like a baby while a crowd gathered.

By  filmil  |  0

LOLOL! ur wording is AMAZING :) it happens man. dont take it personally. thats an exciting life u have :) shit like that doesnt happen everyday

By  jnic  |  0

Go figure, the people with the most inflated egos are bruised the most easily. The dog didn't beat you up, you tripped and it was an accident. It can happen to anyone, and you're far more likely to trip over a tiny fluffball of a dog than you are a huge, badass German Shepard. Stop using irrelevant circumstances as an excuse to brag about your strength and manliness.

By  happygoluckyhh  |  0

Why make it sound like the dog "beat you up"? It was an accident. It would have been a lot more simple if you said, "Today, I tripped over a dog's leach. FML" Get over it. Sorry about all of your cuts, though!

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