By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML
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jnic 0

Go figure, the people with the most inflated egos are bruised the most easily. The dog didn't beat you up, you tripped and it was an accident. It can happen to anyone, and you're far more likely to trip over a tiny fluffball of a dog than you are a huge, badass German Shepard. Stop using irrelevant circumstances as an excuse to brag about your strength and manliness.

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happygoluckyhh 0

Why make it sound like the dog "beat you up"? It was an accident. It would have been a lot more simple if you said, "Today, I tripped over a dog's leach. FML" Get over it. Sorry about all of your cuts, though!

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audax 0
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In the future, don't allow so much slack in the leash, and hold the leash in such a way that it can't do that.

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easylazy 0

Don't worry-- once a chihuahua actually jumped on my pants a ripped a vein in my scrotum, in front of countless people. All I could do was cry like a baby while a crowd gathered.

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fattypie101 0

you need to change your profile pick

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RedCarpetGrave 0

All I can say is at least it didn't piss on you

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vkash1208 0
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i wouldn't call that being "beat up" rather, it is just an accident.

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rising_sun 0
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Agreed... dramatizing, are we, OP?

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armageddillo 0

agreed, anyone can trip, it has nothing to do with martial arts. also hardly a FML, you tripped and got hurt, it sucks, but hardly and FML.

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filmil 0
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LOLOL! ur wording is AMAZING :) it happens man. dont take it personally. thats an exciting life u have :) shit like that doesnt happen everyday

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Falalala243 0
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Yes, 6, everyone can already tell you are gay. You don't need to comment on this fml, because it has nothing to do with the OP or his story.

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jnic 0

Go figure, the people with the most inflated egos are bruised the most easily. The dog didn't beat you up, you tripped and it was an accident. It can happen to anyone, and you're far more likely to trip over a tiny fluffball of a dog than you are a huge, badass German Shepard. Stop using irrelevant circumstances as an excuse to brag about your strength and manliness.

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jem1991 0

pwned.

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kukopia 0
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Great post! One of the best I've seen on FML!! Kudos to you jnic.

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Rose2010 0

huge, badass Germain Shepard? Epic

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courk94 6
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Haha Dude chill out .. Really ?

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happygoluckyhh 0

Why make it sound like the dog "beat you up"? It was an accident. It would have been a lot more simple if you said, "Today, I tripped over a dog's leach. FML" Get over it. Sorry about all of your cuts, though!

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deja54 0

Because that makes it funnier.

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zzyxer 0
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hahahaha i laughed!

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asharihaslove 0
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omg chill he's just trying to make it funnier.

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