By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML
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Natalie, Melissa, pretty much the same thing if you ask me. It's either that or she has alter egos.

You've have a crush on a girl for 2 years who you obviously have never spoken to because you knew her name but she had so little knowledge of you that she gave you a fake name. I have 2 words for you that I think will be in your near future, Restraining Order


Thank you for that insightful and profound comment, #1. I am now a changed man.

I bow down to your wisdom

shoulda called her out!

Someone comment is gonna be moderated foe saying "First" anyway, I feel bad for op.

ughhh I hate the small keyboard is so small so I make so many mistakes. grrr!!!!!

Today, I was running track at my school. My crush of two years was running behind me, so I decided to slow down and let him catch up. When he caught up, he asked, "What's your name?" even though he already knew knew. Out of nervousness I replied, "Natalie". My name is "Melissa". FML

78- That really wasn't funny...

bi-polar has nothin to do with this...

78, knew knew? moar lyke snu-snu amirite gaiz??? ..... :/

If you come in second, you are the first loser.

I know two sisters who's names are Natalie and Melissa and the look really similar but they're one year apart. js

You're so cool!

Natalie, Melissa, pretty much the same thing if you ask me. It's either that or she has alter egos.

I like that answer

i wasnt aware there was a running track in the kitchen...

Yup. To the dishes and back to the stove.

maybe she has a twin

fifth:( fail! sixth!!!!!! :) fafp

thank you for ending my misery :)(moderate me again)

epic pear ur comment wasnt moderated because ur text isnt in italic and stop wishing cuz it actually sucks to get moderated

wow....that fucking blowssssss...dont worry theres alwys more fish in the sea...

What if he doesn't like fish? What if he's a vegetarian?

Then he is so screwed.... Haha. And not the good kind either.

Yeah, there's also whales.

so, did you fuck off?

Maybe you should take the hint. She's clearly not interested.

It would seem that way, lol. I never quite understood having an emotional attachment to a person one barely knows. But what do I know, I'm not in middle school like OP apparently is.

I agree. In order for me to have feelings for someone else, I must first know them. I can understand admiring from afar purely based on physical attraction, but having some sort of an emotional attachment without ever exchanging more than a few words with them is a little odd. Haha yeah, probably a Middle School thing. (I feel old. It's been years since I've been in Middle School. )

Haha, yeah, same here. I despise the word "crush." I don't think I've used that word to describe someone I like since middle school, lol.

Especially bad that its been for two years

Now you know to form a plan BEFORE you approach someone haha

How did you think you're going to get a good and sensible conversation while running track. Oh, and asking someone for their name is not the best pick up line. :)

there's never a time or place for pick up lines - Most Extraordinary Man Alive

dude what is so agonizing abt holding that balloon in ur pic that u would hav to make such a face???

LOL! he's hot though!

she's living the best of both worlds?