Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML
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Bauer_fml
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Frak deers.
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BlueJeans2626
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well you know what they say... a good deed never goes unpunished (:
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loodles
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Why on earth would you get that close to a deer with big antlers?!?!?
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Dathomir2
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There's a fable by Aesop about just this.
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Justforlolz
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Bust out the Jammy and flat blast his ass. Translation: Get a gun and kill it.
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jd7546
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deer are assholes
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bezach
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I got flipped off by a dear once. I Agee, their the douchbags of the woods.
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vickiejiang1990
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they said they felt sorry for it...
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PureGold
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Aww...that's awful. Feel better!! I'm sorry about your marathon :(
Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.
Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.
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piemasterp
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dont be sorry for the marathon. it takes waaaaay more than a year to train for a marathon. fake. ydi.
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FreshSalad
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piemaster, I doubt you can run a marathon let alone 3 miles. You can train for a marathon in less than a year. How would I know? Because I've ran 3.
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cooliokid
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my dad ran 2 and only trained for 7 months for each
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LaidToRest48
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Not if you're already in good shape dickhead.
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mleeb
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what a crock of pure sh*t. i can only HOPE that the deer rammed you. a year for a marathon? and now you're on FML... right, kid.
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KenMcGormick
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thats the way deers say thanks... ramming in the ass
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arms_akimbo
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No good deeds goes unpunished. I know you just wanted to help, but man? That's a wild animal that has been stuck in a fence for who knows how long. He was vulnerable, and you were way, way too close. You're lucky he only smacked you in the hip, he coulda gored you or stomped your arse into the dirt.
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afroshinizzle
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Jeez, that was brave of you, but also kinda dumb. I mean, you have to be careful with wild animals. You don't know when/if they'll attack. Luckily you only just hurt your hip. It could've been wayyy worse. But feel better. And also, when you run the marathon in the future (if you decide to train for the next one), good luck
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mitch_fml
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I think you did the kind thing though- a lot of people wouldn't bother helping it.
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hardcore_fml
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You should've called animal control. This is why they have tranquilizer guns. It still sucks to get hurt after training for so long. Best of luck.
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xmscluvrx
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This is why I'm absolutely terrified of deer. All my friends rag on me because whenever I'm driving at night and I see deer I get a bit freaked out. I happen to live in Northern Virginia, which is prime deer country, so I see F-ing deer almost every night
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Spinach
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11's inability to spell is much less likely to get him killed than OP's idiocy. At least he knows better than to poke the bear (or stuck and terrified buck, as the case may be).
Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.