Of course it does silly, nobody rubs their dog's bellies, but everyone enjoys a good game of "red rocket."

Who knows, she could have sent him to the dog house just as well XD

LOL! Good one. ;P

Anyone else come back and like this after reading the next FML?

What if this is an issue with the OP. I mean to each there own but get a room people

Maybe she's been dreaming about it for a while and was jealous that OP acted first.

They were in a room. Learn to knock would be more appropriate.

Sometimes when you rub a dog's belly, even if you're nowhere near it, the red rocket makes an appearance.

Hmmm...maybe because bestiality is her thing. He may be man's best friend, but she's his.

Maybe it isn't her husband but someone else she knew before who did that and she still remembers it.