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By  tigerisabelle  |  31

Either your wife is 12 and you are a pedo or she doesn't understand dogs. Or you've jerked dogs off before. I'm thinking it's the last one because why the hell else would she assume that?

By  Tripartita  |  44

So next time you call him a "good boy", she'll assume you're just dirty talking. And don't even try to put a collar on the poor thing; bondage is just too kinky.

Oh, don't get me started on the "toys" you buy for him…