Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
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surreal
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That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.
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semigala
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Today, I was riding my motorcycle with my daughter behind me. About 20 minutes in, I start to hear this suppressed moaning coming from her. I think she got an orgasm from the motorcycle's vibrations. This was the first time I had ever given a woman an orgasm. FML
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surreal
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That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.
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rallets
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did he like it as much as you did?
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fkjiwefakris
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"that's when I knew that I could never have you... I knew that before you did..." I really hope someone gets this.
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Inspired22
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Motorcycle Drive By, Third Eye Blind. Never thought of it that way, though, haha.
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Brwill3
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this is so disturbing, the next time i have an orgasm I'm going to be like "screw that girl for posting that comment" because i'm going to visualize you behind your father having an orgasm. Fmylife now
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KittenOnAcid
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oh dude..thats so fucking wrong but yet soo right haha. this had me laughing so hard fyl for sure but you just made my day. and #213 your sex must be boring if your going to be thinking of this when your pounding it haha im just saying..
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QueenOf__FMLs
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Poor girl!! I'm praying that it wasn't ur first, and you know the next few orgasams u have ur gunna be thinking of that...and actually more than likely you will never forget it. :( but I gotta feel bad for pop's too. He's probably always wanted a hot babe getting off on the back of his bike holding tight around him....ruined for pop's. Especially if he reads this fml...unless he's into that kind of stuff. What a clusterfuck, Its best to ride alone! Haha :)
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NNNOM
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did he notice?
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Srsbsns813
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Of course he noticed. When's the last time you had a completely quiet and unnoticeable orgasm.
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semigala
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Today, I was riding my motorcycle with my daughter behind me. About 20 minutes in, I start to hear this suppressed moaning coming from her. I think she got an orgasm from the motorcycle's vibrations. This was the first time I had ever given a woman an orgasm. FML
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imcannedfruit
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Lmao!!!
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averageirishman
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lol @261
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cae0n
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well Im getting a motorcycle
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JoeyxCloud
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#249 he also said unnoticeable "dumbass"
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Macromartyr
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and really, was the "dumbass" necessary?
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UofLCardFan08
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#280, that made me laugh out loud. X-D
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UofLCardFan08
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Oops, I meant #213.
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WarmPigBelly
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Her moans were drowned out by the roar of the engine.
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Humanspider
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261, awesome comment of the day!
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J15237
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That is my only thought about it. Yes its a bit weird, but vibrations are vibrations.
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MetalCraze
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wow don't feel bad that happens with motorcycles!
Kind of unfortuate that your dad was there though.
must have been a harley lol
Kind of unfortuate that your dad was there though.
must have been a harley lol
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DorkusD
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I've been riding motorcycles for 15 years, and I've never come anywhere close to orgasming. FYL because your dad was there, but hey, you got off. Deal.
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bgreen6
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must be a really powerful motorcycle... i ride on the back of one all the time and have never gotten close to an orgasm
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fml_fiend91
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wow that really sucks but it could have been worse, he could have turned around and said who's your dady
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freedom4tibet
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hahah
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jessicaax
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hahahahahaha wow that would've made it!
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ohgoodness1344
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that would be great... and extremely disturbing
fyl though that sucks
fyl though that sucks
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My2864
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WHAHAHAHA you won _O_
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HHA_fml
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LoL....WIN
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Jiplo
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229- Oh god...
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Delilahlilah
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Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?
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DisappearingRose
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For getting on the motorcycle. But OP, FYL.
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summerguy97
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A conservative would probably say its her fault for being "promiscuous"
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Hustlinpimp
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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akiro525
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with her hands around her dads waist, i would say that pretty fucked up.
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Logica42
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Agreed.
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lolzforfun228
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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lnf9ohfour
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yeah but then again, if there were only life-fucking stories on here, there wouldnt be very many posts. these stories are often just "in the moment FMLs"
yeah to OP, FYL big time.
yeah to OP, FYL big time.
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fr0man33
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your life is only fucked if he noticed
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ricockulous
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hell yes
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kitkatkelly
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Look up. The site's tagline is "FML: Your EVERYDAY life stories." Not "your entire life stories," nor "your catastrophic life disasters."
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iloverichardhell
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um, if i had an orgasm anywhere NEAR my father, i think i would be turned off for life and pretty damn disturbed. possibly needing therapy. i wouldnt call that just a "weekend of awkwardness"
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grog_fml
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nerd
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08DIB
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with her dad man
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nellyphant
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No because OP will always wonder if he did notice but I very much doubt they'll ask to make sure so it could be really awkward for her just wondering if he'd noticed or not.
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anonaussie
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that's creepy and very very disturbing
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Denali_fml
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Kinda sucked, but kinda good for you :)
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F_Y_Comments
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Umm I think this would totally suck and any temporary state of pleasure has now been replaced with a life of guilt. Defo FYL
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lolzforfun228
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I don't think shes going to live her life in horrible guilt because of this. It might be akward and really akward but it's not going to give her "a life of guilt" as you said. If she MURDERED someone THEN she would have a life of guilt
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babaa_fml
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why can no one on this site realize how to spell the world "awkward"?
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n1125
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you have to realize how to spell "word"
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shaBAMalex
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ahaahaha nice one (93 & 96)
OP: FYL for sure, this is one of the best ones i've read XD
OP: FYL for sure, this is one of the best ones i've read XD
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Lounia_fml
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ROFLMFAO xD
That's really funny 96 (:
That's really funny 96 (:
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eeknicole
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lol, your also using bad grammar.
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happylittleman
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And you used 'your' where you should be using 'you're.'
You're all dumbasses.
You're all dumbasses.
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Icalasari
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XD This little exchange is more amusing than most FMLs!
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invaderzim1171
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so are you i believe the proper spelling is you're
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Timismaster
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Try for a capital I, Mr. Grammar.
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nm22395
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Fail
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HomeAl0ne
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Self referential fail.
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eddyg94
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so much trolling going on in this little thread.
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jonnyBgoode
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I've had a dream like this before. So fucked up.
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sweethang26
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Yes, cause having an orgasm on your dads motorcycle while you're holding him is good....
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amy397123
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Dude, that is horribly disturbing.
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youaresofucked
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do kegels.
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shaBAMalex
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..pretty sure that wouldn't work at all. Do some research :P
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ghost303
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to make it better
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benshady
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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PTERONOPHOBIA
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you don't really understand how female orgasms work, do you...
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PumpkinTarte
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Hilarious how naive you are!
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dollywilson
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you've obviously never done it with a girl hahaha
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Crickets
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Hey, maybe she squirts? lol
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malaproposDame
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LMAO. This just gets better as the comments grow.
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LizzieLou89
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y wud she say that she'd pissed her pants? havin an orgasm doesnt necessarily mean squirting everywere.. think u need sum sex theory help! or maybe just some sexual encounters poss?
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HerWrongHole247
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Seems like everyone replying to benshady gets laid on the daily
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crazyjack
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Wait are you a guy or a girl??
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star_ver
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HINT: Anonymous (WOMAN) United States (New York)
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McLaughlane
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ahahaha. only a hint, though, we don't want to give too much away, do we?