FML : Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until...

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Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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By missy - / Friday 10 April 2009 08:17 / Italy

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By may_cause_fail | 0

#99055 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:05

Is that even physically possible?

By rukusrazor | 0

#99048 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

Wow. You fail at life.

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By leviseifert88 | 0

#99044 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

haha funny one . 1st!

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rawrgle | 7

#967730 - Thursday 25 March 2010 4:55

Be thankful it wasn't in public like at the gym ;)

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jablesthechamp | 0

#1156439 - Thursday 29 July 2010 11:09

that's not so bad my friend sliced his leg open to the bone on a stationary bike. I saw the whole thing I almost passed out.

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bezach | 0

#2668010 - Monday 13 June 2011 0:25

lines 2-5 that's what she said!

By rukusrazor | 0

#99048 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

Wow. You fail at life.

By may_cause_fail | 0

#99055 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:05

Is that even physically possible?

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stuffhappens223 | 7

#3918784 - Saturday 21 January 2012 16:07

When your clumsy almost anything is possible; trust me I know.

By allyoop | 0

#99056 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:06

hahahahahahahahaha that just made my morning.

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i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#1902446 - Wednesday 29 December 2011 7:24

it would've been a lot funnier if it was just the last sentence. leave some room for imagination.

By eschreib | 0

#99076 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:11

thats an embarrassing story to tell people

By UnCensoredBitch | 0

#99079 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:12

Bahahaha! Bike -1 You- 0

By chipndip829 | 0

#99080 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:12

Hahah man that must suck. Imagine how bad it would have been if you were on a real bike?

By i_like_chicks | 0

#99105 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:19

FYL but still fuckin hilarious, sorry man, laughed my ass off at that!

By pumpkincakes | 0

#99114 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:22

you should have put your hands out to catch yourself

By heytherexoxo | 0

#99129 - Friday 10 April 2009 16:26

Haha. God that's an embarrassing story to explain to people.
Good going CLUMSY :p

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