By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML
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  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Ahaha, no kidding! Seriously, did you get married young? No wonder you're divorced.
I can understand feeling spiteful, but that was a big fat fail. Plus, would it have even hit her? Since you are the type to spit into the... visor... I would also assume you're the type to not take into account that you are moving faster than her, thus would most likely miss.

  _THE_MASTER_  |  0

i agree, that IS immature, but my question is this... how are you the 1 person in the world who got the gum that actually stuck to something you spit it at? cause that really doesn't happen too often. seems a little far-fetched

  weird_dave  |  0

Besides, anybody who's worn a full-face motorcycle helmet knows that it is impossible to spit anything through the visor. There's no room to get it there from your mouth.