FML : Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to...

Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lemonhead - / Monday 30 November 2009 05:01 / United States

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By Youwantwhatnow | 0

#696608 - Monday 30 November 2009 15:05

Forget making lemonade. I use that shit for ammo.

By Damncows | 2

#696505 - Monday 30 November 2009 13:03

Gotta love Jersey.

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By Damncows | 2

#696505 - Monday 30 November 2009 13:03

Gotta love Jersey.

Peroxide | 3

#696648 - Monday 30 November 2009 15:41

Is this the home of the Guido?

Do these guidos drive around threatening people with lemons??

Citrus in yo eye bitch! Gangsta!

Damncows | 2

#697118 - Monday 30 November 2009 21:19

Have you ever been to New Jersey?

danyfuckinheatle | 0

#1050886 - Thursday 1 July 2010 7:24

masterbation is a great alternative to sex.

misterhipster | 4

#2173335 - Friday 11 March 2011 15:46

you realized you spelled that wrong idiot. " masturbation"

anormalperson | 25

#6018667 - Friday 25 July 2014 13:22

who said anything about masturbation?

By sadgasmic | 0

#696508 - Monday 30 November 2009 13:05

you deserved it for getting in the way

paulie1998 | 0

#3534013 - Thursday 3 November 2011 3:05

I like your shoes.

kittykat1501 | 31

#6519829 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:22

jeez, people can't take a moderately good joke.

By jts2 | 3

#696516 - Monday 30 November 2009 13:12

Lemonhead. Love the name.
Reminds me of "Mellonhead" Johnny, off Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.

By waterynuggets | 0

#696520 - Monday 30 November 2009 13:15

Lmao

When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.

jelmermcgee | 8

#696768 - Monday 30 November 2009 17:08

No no no. When life gives you lemons, you just say fuck the lemons and bail.

poisonfrog7 | 2

#697217 - Monday 30 November 2009 22:25

all of you are wrong.
When life gives you lemons, YOU GIVE THOSE LEMONS LIFE!!!!. LEMONSTEIN!!!!!!!!!

waterynuggets | 0

#697477 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 0:50

Hey! Remember what Mrs. Doubtfire said, IT WAS A RUN-BY FRUITING

TheHeroOfTime | 0

#697551 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:37

LMFAO EXPLOSM

abrasive_punk | 0

#697694 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:08

Drive-by fruiting in this case.

Xyphonic | 0

#705546 - Saturday 5 December 2009 5:45

@ #22
You seem to know your Cyanide & Happiness :D

Cjw1220 | 0

#1596703 - Sunday 24 October 2010 21:19

When god gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡’¿,….»58======]~

GLaDOSv1_09 | 19

#4230541 - Thursday 29 March 2012 4:36

When life gives you lemons, you use them to burn life's house down.

By smiller0789 | 3

#696558 - Monday 30 November 2009 13:57

This is something I'd expect to see on MLIA

kittykat1501 | 31

#6519832 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:23

shhhh... we do not speak of that site here.

By FromCFL | 0

#696589 - Monday 30 November 2009 14:42

Way to get in the way, douchebag. YDI all the way.

By ITuMT | 0

#696593 - Monday 30 November 2009 14:48

Fail throw

By sdcrazy1018 | 0

#696600 - Monday 30 November 2009 14:54

lol sorry that made me laugh. It sounds like something that would happen to me.

By itsbecca | 11

#696607 - Monday 30 November 2009 15:05

when life gives you lemons, post it on FML!

By Youwantwhatnow | 0

#696608 - Monday 30 November 2009 15:05

Forget making lemonade. I use that shit for ammo.

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