Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML
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Youwantwhatnow
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Forget making lemonade. I use that shit for ammo.
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Damncows
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Gotta love Jersey.
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Damncows
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Gotta love Jersey.
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Peroxide
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Is this the home of the Guido?
Do these guidos drive around threatening people with lemons??
Citrus in yo eye bitch! Gangsta!
Do these guidos drive around threatening people with lemons??
Citrus in yo eye bitch! Gangsta!
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Damncows
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Have you ever been to New Jersey?
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danyfuckinheatle
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masterbation is a great alternative to sex.
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misterhipster
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you realized you spelled that wrong idiot. " masturbation"
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anormalperson
| 25
who said anything about masturbation?
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sadgasmic
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you deserved it for getting in the way
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paulie1998
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I like your shoes.
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kittykat1501
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jeez, people can't take a moderately good joke.
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jts2
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Lemonhead. Love the name.
Reminds me of "Mellonhead" Johnny, off Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.
Reminds me of "Mellonhead" Johnny, off Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.
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waterynuggets
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Lmao
When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.
When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.
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jelmermcgee
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No no no. When life gives you lemons, you just say fuck the lemons and bail.
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poisonfrog7
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all of you are wrong.
When life gives you lemons, YOU GIVE THOSE LEMONS LIFE!!!!. LEMONSTEIN!!!!!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, YOU GIVE THOSE LEMONS LIFE!!!!. LEMONSTEIN!!!!!!!!!
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waterynuggets
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Hey! Remember what Mrs. Doubtfire said, IT WAS A RUN-BY FRUITING
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TheHeroOfTime
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LMFAO EXPLOSM
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abrasive_punk
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Drive-by fruiting in this case.
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Xyphonic
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@ #22
You seem to know your Cyanide & Happiness :D
You seem to know your Cyanide & Happiness :D
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Cjw1220
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When god gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡’¿,….»58======]~
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GLaDOSv1_09
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When life gives you lemons, you use them to burn life's house down.
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smiller0789
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This is something I'd expect to see on MLIA
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kittykat1501
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shhhh... we do not speak of that site here.
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FromCFL
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Way to get in the way, douchebag. YDI all the way.
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ITuMT
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Fail throw
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sdcrazy1018
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lol sorry that made me laugh. It sounds like something that would happen to me.
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itsbecca
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when life gives you lemons, post it on FML!
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Youwantwhatnow
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Forget making lemonade. I use that shit for ammo.