By Anonymous - Norway - Oslo
Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over 2 years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
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  ClassyCommando  |  13

I don't really understand why people are saying to trash the apartment or sell all his stuff. OP would be completely screwed over in court for doing something like that.

  annie_nk  |  22

No she should hide little embarrassing things around the house like stool softener pills, hemorrhoid cream, gay porn mag and astro glide on the bedside table, etc.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

Okay, so the first time you say kill him people thumb it down, and this makes you think it would be funny to say it again? *facepalm* what is the world coming to?

  gntfmlingnow  |  12

I'm sorry doc, but I've gotta disagree with this one. Getting yourself into a possible lawsuit for selling stuff that belongs to your boyfriend (if they were married, it'd be different but still not much) just doesn't seem worth it. Though definitely kick his ass to the curb.

  skyeyez9  |  24

Do something back for revenge, but you have to never speak of it or admit it if confronted. Then you have a good chance of getting away with it.