I don't really understand why people are saying to trash the apartment or sell all his stuff. OP would be completely screwed over in court for doing something like that.

OP should just accept her loses and when the lover comes over, jump out from her hiding spot and walk over tithe lover and say "that makes 14." and walk out.

**the Not tithe

Kill him

No she should hide little embarrassing things around the house like stool softener pills, hemorrhoid cream, gay porn mag and astro glide on the bedside table, etc.

And then kill him

1- trash the boyfriend.

Okay, so the first time you say kill him people thumb it down, and this makes you think it would be funny to say it again? *facepalm* what is the world coming to?

74- It was funnier the second time, though.

Sadly there's a lot of people like this.

player player don't hate

I'm guessing he's being unfaithful with OP

The sex ......

The question that women (and some men) have been asking for generations... =

I'm sorry doc, but I've gotta disagree with this one. Getting yourself into a possible lawsuit for selling stuff that belongs to your boyfriend (if they were married, it'd be different but still not much) just doesn't seem worth it. Though definitely kick his ass to the curb.

Right. I forgot the #1 rule of FML: Disagree with Doc, get downvoted to hell.

Do something back for revenge, but you have to never speak of it or admit it if confronted. Then you have a good chance of getting away with it.

Gntfmlimgnow - No, the #1 rule is "Don't overthink a joke". :)

Selling would lead to monetary gain, but it's not as much fun as torching it and leaving a huge heaping mess in the center of the room.

"It's not about the stuff, it's about sending a message"

30- One does not simply thumb down Doc's comments.

Just because someone did something bad to you doesn't mean you have to get revenge on it. :)

Luckily you didn't get down voted

^that was for 30

You are obviously new to this world.

write "the other girl was here" in sharpie on the wall.

If you're taking a shit anywhere, do it on a plate, then put that plate in the microwave, high power for 60 minutes.

Sounds like you've had the lovely experience of doing this

That last part doesn't even rhyme :(

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater, leave him now and become his beater. There! All better!

13- good job there green bean.

GOD DAMMIT!

Life lesson: don't ever talk about phrases/names that bother you over the Internet. You're screwed now, "green bean"! MUAHAHAHA!