Really? Can you say that at one point in your life you spent 20 minutes looking for a non-existant cat?

I didn't mean the cat part. I meant the part about being ashamed of the sound your stomach makes when you're hungry.

Nope, I blame her. If you're that ashamed of your bodily functions, you deserve to waste 20 minutes of your life. Everybody gets hungry, everybody's stomach makes noises sometimes. Why on earth would you get involved in such a stupid cover-up?

#28, seems a little harsh. I'm sure OP isn't the only person to be ashamed of something like this in a quiet setting, it could be embarrassing for anyone. I know it's happened to me in a quiet lecture hall before and it was pretty embarrassing

Through all this I'm just thinkin they got a 20 min break from work....

True, they got a 20 minute break from work, but op shouldn't be ashamed of being hungry. They should of just said "no, no cat, I'm just super hungry" pretty simple, and not a waste of time.

I mean hey, OP committed to that story. kudos.

If I were OP I would have said it was me because that's an extra 20 minutes of being hungry!

My coworker did something similar to this. But he was making cat noises, and a kid ask if there was a cat in the bathroom. So they went looking for it, and he told the kid it went through the wall. The kid ended up telling his mom what happen... Pretty sure he is going to end up with a restraining order.

Restraining order #83? Sounds like they probably belong on a sex offenders list to me. Maybe I'm over reacting, but that story made me very uneasy.

^ the two of you need to take a seat. He should have his life ruined and be labelled as a sex offender because he played a prank on a child? Ookay then. That's not an overreaction at all.

I guess you guys totally did not catch the entire story, but that's okay.

Yeah, looking for the 'cat' was pretty much a lost claws.

What a purrfect waste of 20 mins

Who are you guys kitten? I see muffin wrong at all.

thats brilliant

Not so funny meow, is it?

I will try not to furrrget all of your helpful advice if this happens again.

Yurrr welcome, OP!

The look in co-worker's face if OP says the truth later...

You fish.

you sponge!

You horse

You anime version of pewdiepie!

You digital image containing text.

You... Red man groupie?

You Iphone text message.

You gorgeous red truck you!!

You Armin.

Well, no coming back from that one, 80.

you something/someone.

You whatever that pic is

Have you heard of the reply button before? It comes in handy sometimes.

It was a mistake on my part. Satisfied now?

why is your comment buried?

What I want to know is how being hungry is shameful. Everyone gets hungry, it's not even embarrassing...

It's more the noise that's embarrassing, rather than the hunger

cat got her tum I rekon

No apparently I am not. I am a cat.