Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself....

By Rawr - 30/12/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML

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By craigkid | 2

#744755 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:14

a) lock your door
b) why was she stareing

By SweetestSin | 0

#744737 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:10

awkward

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By electricthunder | 0

#744729 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:07

fail

livlivliv | 0

#822601 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:24

awkward turtle

trenton95 | 4

#967610 - Thursday 25 March 2010 2:11

lol ,=,e

iheartchapman | 0

#1010680 - Saturday 29 May 2010 1:15

Hahahaha. Awkkwardd.

wintamint101 | 7

#1019684 - Saturday 5 June 2010 3:38

that sucks for your mom

BirdieCurls | 25

#5899922 - Sunday 30 March 2014 5:09

I agree with 93... but why was she just standing there staring? 0.0

NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#6448056 - Thursday 29 October 2015 20:52

It was probably one of those moments where you see something that you know you shouldn't look at, but you can't help but look.

By SweetestSin | 0

#744737 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:10

awkward

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3406235 - Saturday 8 October 2011 21:22

Her moms a fucking creeper!

Javalounge | 0

#4502055 - Thursday 31 May 2012 8:24

Always keep one eye open, just in case...

By malcomx_fml | 0

#744753 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:13

double awkward

By craigkid | 2

#744755 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:14

a) lock your door
b) why was she stareing

By SettoFail | 9

#744782 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:28

There's a subject to bring up at the dinner table.
Your mom, "today, I heard weird weird nosies coming from by daughters bedroom. I walk in and realize its just her masturbating. FML"