By tamponface - United Kingdom
Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML
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  juicedboi  |  7

At least your not efficient at stopping nosebleeds. Some people use tissues, while others have toilet paper. But you just get out a tampon and your set for a night on the town. But seriously, who cares? You were a kid, and yes 15 is still a kid for those 15 year olds hating me now. Besides a bet she laughed and that was it. More of an FML for the tampon IMO.

61- Lol you made my day with that comment.

  Repethetic  |  25

to all those who commented on his use of tampons... tampons were invented to plug up bullet wounds. there is nothing e
wrong with being inventive with their usage.

  getviolated  |  5

the only reasonable explanation for it is that he went down south on a girl and she didn't know where to put it, so being a GENTLEMAN he offered his nose for storage.

  hatepineapple  |  14

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to screw it in,
One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
One to blame men for not changing the bulb,
One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

  justmyswag  |  9

I wouldn't care if a girl asked me out. If a girl knows what she wants, then she should make the first move. I ain't down with all these roles and shit.