By Username - 05/11/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
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mrahhhhh 21

You're her territory. She will protect you from other little kids who try to pee on you. Barking is completely normal and should be expected from her.

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DocBastard 38

If you teach middle school, this is quite disturbing.

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mrahhhhh 21

****, I wish I got nap time in middle school.

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Fortuitous 0

No, Doc, if she taught middle school, she would get peed on because she thought a girl was a boy.

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DocBastard 38

Forty, you're mixing FMLs now and blowing my mind a little.

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Fortuitous 0

Introduce bedlam into order, and everything becomes perfect. :D No, you are the one who is doing the mind-bending.

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gabbiechaoss 5

I'm kind of confused about something....was she just a random child? Or were you babysitting or what??

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chriswest54 0

who gives a shit, she peed on the person, thats what matters

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SadinSherman 16

I was thinking maybe she runs a daycare or is a Kindergarten or Pre-K teacher.

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hunterg 0

that sucks. I hate when small children cry. the pee just happened to happen the same time. ultra sad face. :(((((((((

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catatonicsleep 17

maybe the kid was crying because she really had to pee...

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boopityboppity 11

That's not an ultra-sad face. It's some sort of alien creature with ten mouths, all frowning. It's got to be Smilin' Bob's evil brother.

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jocelyng_fml 0

68 that was an epic win!!!

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TempestRain 0

haha. alien it is!!!

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Draminicaus 0

I thought it was a sad face with more chins than Jabba the Hut. Alien creature, it is.

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mrahhhhh 21

You're her territory. She will protect you from other little kids who try to pee on you. Barking is completely normal and should be expected from her.

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riseofabreakings 0

I laughed really hard at this comment

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RachelBerry_fml 5

this story has local emmy written all over it :)

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chriswest54 0

it could have been a lot worst. She could have peed on your face

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lovinit5683 0

She just saying she cares enough to pee on you!!!

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GaryBusey1121 0

nothing say I care for you like a golden shower.

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