By Geese Ahoy - 14/11/2016 17:00 - United States - Elizabeth
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You were so trusting, why? Geese don't even need to be provoked they really are winged assholes.
Canadian Geese are everywhere. They plague where I live pretty much all year round and that's the DC area. Ain't even close to Canada. In any case, you are Forrest (i mean correct. wtf autocorrect) that Canadian Geese are unapologetic assholes. Unfortunately so are American Geese or wherever those white farm ones are from. I recall hating blueberry picking with my mom (or anyone) as a child because the Geese are terrible bullies. And was such a tiny child. I got separated from my mom once and ran I into the flock of Geese while looking for her and next thing I knew they were barreling towards me angrily honking. I literally thought I was gonna die. as there were so many Geese, each as big as me. I made it though. Don't remember how. At that point in the memory I just get engulfed in a wave of panic. I know now to give Geese their space. a lot of space at that. freaking feathered bastards :|
Meanwhile, an elderly woman with a bag full of bread and geese shaped voodoo dolls was sitting in her car waiting for you to leave her favorite park bench.
I was bit as a child by a goose when it decided my kiddie pool was his. What did this teach me? Geese are winged cucks.