FML : Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses,...

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Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By K.H - / Monday 26 October 2009 16:42 / Sweden

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By Incubuss | 0

#639969 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:36

Oh yeah FYL.. more like fuck your cats life.

By ama17 | 0

#639955 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:30

Oh god... that's disgusting!! FML for sure. Hope your cat's okay

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By samiams00 | 0

#639953 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:30

Didn't know what this meant until I googled it lol. FYL

quirinus | 0

#640099 - Monday 26 October 2009 20:25

you are far-sighted and you were reading without glasses? >.>

Conkers | 0

#640152 - Monday 26 October 2009 20:44

He's Swedish so I am guessing English was not his first language, I'm guessing it's probably pretty easy to muddle up the words 'Near' and 'Far' in a language that's not your first one.

RufusCade | 7

#640324 - Monday 26 October 2009 22:12

Maybe it was a book with large letters?

Penetration | 0

#640743 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:43

I'd be completely willing to guess that this is a fake.

penecow290 | 3

#640916 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:33

Why would it be fake? It is called a tapeworm they can be serious if not treated. I suggest either going to the vet or buying a pill online.

THEoliveira | 0

#887699 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:40

lmfao nice

mackenzie2323 | 5

#1414865 - Thursday 16 September 2010 19:11

you don't even have to do that, just go to te store and buy the meds

By jadetothes | 0

#639954 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:30

Lovely...

By ama17 | 0

#639955 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:30

Oh god... that's disgusting!! FML for sure. Hope your cat's okay

teotsi | 28

#6014011 - Monday 21 July 2014 13:23

FYL*

By go64 | 0

#639956 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:30

Looks like your cat had a busy night XD

By wingedspiritus | 0

#639958 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:30

This FML has horrible grammar...
Still, how nasty that was. D:
I don't even want to picture it... ._.

ChurchofFagenism | 0

#639965 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:34

be fair, the OP appears to be Swedish, I'm going to assume English is not their first language

jmeg_fml | 0

#640580 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:00

i swear, as soon as someone notices the OP isn't from the US, american readers automatically assume the grammar is horrible. the grammar in this FML is completely fine. fuck off, you bunch of xenophobes.

the_stereotype | 0

#640882 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:12

well, it's supposed to be near-sighted instead of far. that's what everyone is talking about.

ptrefftz | 0

#640887 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:15

jmeg, the grammar actually is horrible, It should be 'lying' instead of 'laying'.

wingedspiritus | 0

#640946 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:54

@79: Um, excuse me?
Nice way of owning yourself, by thinking I'm from the United States. Stop assuming things.

I'm Mexican, by the way. (Who was born and lives in Mexico, in case you bring up more nonsense.)
So yeah, whatever floats your boat.

Fontario4 | 2

#641805 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:55

They apparently changed it to near, but had it right the first time, if they were near sighted that means they can see what's close to them, i'm assuming the cat was close to them, which means they are far sighted, they can see far but not close up, why are you all getting this mixed up?

ptrefftz | 0

#641898 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 22:25

someone edited the post. Before it said 'laying' instead of lying and 'far sighted' instead of 'near sighted'.

EffYoLife | 14

#641989 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:24

you are a loser for focusing on the grammar of this post! its not an its not an English grammar website..the grammar is fine enough! You look like a huge dork for that!

Anyhoo..op? I think your cat has worms! lmao..gross

wingedspiritus | 0

#642317 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:49

Eh? I was not.
I just pointed it out and continued typing about the FML.
You must be mistaking the loser here. -____-;
Oh well.. Why should I even care what returded people say anyway~

bebz_fml | 0

#884956 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:40

the guy mixed up a couple of words, BIG WOOP. get over it

otumboo | 10

#6057532 - Saturday 6 September 2014 0:17

Beware! The Nazi grammar corrector is here

By Maxine17 | 8

#639967 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:34

NASTY! D:

By Incubuss | 0

#639969 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:36

Oh yeah FYL.. more like fuck your cats life.

the_stereotype | 0

#640885 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:14

exactly. you just touched the worm...meanwhile the worm is living inside your cat and feeding off your cat's insides. oh, and not to mention, your cat has probably already touched it considering they lick themselves clean. wasn't that a pretty vivid image?

By kurohana_fml | 0

#639974 - Monday 26 October 2009 19:36

I call BS. Reading in bed? Nearsighted and didn't have your glasses on? And couldn't see what was hanging out of you cat's butt when it was sitting on your chest? If it's true, you deserved it.