Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML
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greg1234567890_fml
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watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!
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iplaylax
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wasn't there a sign?
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melmcr
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omg ydi for trying to cheat
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dpsceo
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u seriously deserved it
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Extacy23
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razor sharp oysters goin up ur bumhole
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lolpwntdumass
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lol that sucks.
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silentfog
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he's not some midget whose ass is 1.5 feet off the ground
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Stalker191
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He said meters dumbass. That would be around 9 feet :P
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BoarderBoy15
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ydi for saying mates
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airforce987
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OP lives in New Zealand. they say mates there, idiot
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twistman27
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41 your the dumbass, if it was 3 yards maybe
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Alexitis1
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#68 wins!
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IchBeinEinTier
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meter and yard sticks are about the same length....
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nateb1tch
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69 you do know a meter is like 3 inches longer then a yard, right?
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abc123cimsmart
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I just to know if he still won!
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cii_fml
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Meters is smaller than feet
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greg1234567890_fml
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watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!
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Palirose
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I'm surprised he didn't break anything.
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azreal_13
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lol your friends must have gotten a good laugh
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iplaylax
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wasn't there a sign?
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fairies633
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that's gross
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tom3398
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how is tht gross?
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AngryNinja
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ahaha. poor op. hope you only needed stitches and not a cast.
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harryman04
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what does op stand for?
original person
official person
official poster
original poster?!
what is it?!
original person
official person
official poster
original poster?!
what is it?!
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Shokz992
| 0
Well, at least you got it right the fourth time, eh?
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rob7863
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original poster
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mrmystery96
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I always thought it meant objective person. of course now I know objective people are women. or men if your a woman.
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harryman04
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ok thanks.
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cumberbunny
| 17
I used to think OP meant Ordinary Person. I don't even know.
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Aurigae
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Ow...I feel for you. Oyster shells are evil.
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baybe143
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How'd you survive? -_
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talkman12
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I agree how did he?
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atomicbaboon
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he didn't.
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Nomnomshark
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it's only nine feet
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Cartera
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tell you what, you jump nine feet into a storm drain full of oysters than you tell us what it's like.
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hj5
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this would be why you don't jump over walls that you can't see what is on the other side. lesson learned.
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Facerockker
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Dumbass.
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majorZERO
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well played sir