FML : Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people...

101

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By KiwiBlam - / Sunday 7 February 2010 09:19 / New Zealand

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By greg1234567890_fml | 2

#832665 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:30

watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

By iplaylax | 0

#832744 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:45

wasn't there a sign?

Comments

By melmcr | 0

#832644 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:27

omg ydi for trying to cheat

dpsceo | 0

#833211 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:51

u seriously deserved it

Extacy23 | 0

#833515 - Monday 8 February 2010 5:10

razor sharp oysters goin up ur bumhole

lolpwntdumass | 0

#833707 - Monday 8 February 2010 6:00

lol that sucks.

silentfog | 0

#834699 - Monday 8 February 2010 14:37

he's not some midget whose ass is 1.5 feet off the ground

Stalker191 | 0

#834713 - Monday 8 February 2010 14:44

He said meters dumbass. That would be around 9 feet :P

BoarderBoy15 | 0

#836265 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:06

ydi for saying mates

airforce987 | 20

#904530 - Monday 1 March 2010 17:01

OP lives in New Zealand. they say mates there, idiot

twistman27 | 0

#920790 - Sunday 7 March 2010 6:51

41 your the dumbass, if it was 3 yards maybe

Alexitis1 | 3

#991527 - Thursday 13 May 2010 3:15

#68 wins!

IchBeinEinTier | 0

#1028166 - Friday 11 June 2010 21:20

meter and yard sticks are about the same length....

nateb1tch | 1

#2401413 - Monday 25 April 2011 7:37

69 you do know a meter is like 3 inches longer then a yard, right?

abc123cimsmart | 3

#3232309 - Sunday 4 September 2011 7:38

I just to know if he still won!

cii_fml | 3

#5678495 - Wednesday 18 September 2013 1:44

Meters is smaller than feet

By greg1234567890_fml | 2

#832665 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:30

watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

Palirose | 22

#3415590 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:40

I'm surprised he didn't break anything.

By azreal_13 | 0

#832701 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:36

lol your friends must have gotten a good laugh

By iplaylax | 0

#832744 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:45

wasn't there a sign?

By fairies633 | 8

#832755 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:47

that's gross

tom3398 | 0

#1938483 - Friday 7 January 2011 13:13

how is tht gross?

By AngryNinja | 1

#832841 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:08

ahaha. poor op. hope you only needed stitches and not a cast.

harryman04 | 0

#832957 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:46

what does op stand for?
original person
official person
official poster
original poster?!

what is it?!

Shokz992 | 0

#832975 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:52

Well, at least you got it right the fourth time, eh?

rob7863 | 0

#832976 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:52

original poster

mrmystery96 | 0

#833579 - Monday 8 February 2010 5:27

I always thought it meant objective person. of course now I know objective people are women. or men if your a woman.

harryman04 | 0

#837195 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:30

ok thanks.

cumberbunny | 17

#5958996 - Wednesday 28 May 2014 21:41

I used to think OP meant Ordinary Person. I don't even know.

By Aurigae | 0

#832845 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:08

Ow...I feel for you. Oyster shells are evil.

By baybe143 | 0

#832870 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:16

How'd you survive? -_

talkman12 | 0

#2375614 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:21

I agree how did he?

atomicbaboon | 0

#2401512 - Monday 25 April 2011 8:37

he didn't.

Nomnomshark | 3

#2500717 - Friday 13 May 2011 5:19

it's only nine feet

Cartera | 10

#4053286 - Saturday 18 February 2012 22:41

tell you what, you jump nine feet into a storm drain full of oysters than you tell us what it's like.

By hj5 | 0

#833075 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:22

this would be why you don't jump over walls that you can't see what is on the other side. lesson learned.

By Facerockker | 0

#833195 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:47

Dumbass.

majorZERO | 0

#833860 - Monday 8 February 2010 6:35

well played sir

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Miscellaneous

Nearly

Today, my mother once again called me to remind me what a disappointment I am despite having two degrees, a house, a professional job and having never...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I woke up with a swollen face and have been diagnosed with mumps. Despite having been vaccinated against it. Twice. I have three assignments due...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Canada

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...

Australia

Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos