By KiwiBlam - 07/02/2010 09:19 - New Zealand

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2
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watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

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iplaylax 0
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wasn't there a sign?

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melmcr 0
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omg ydi for trying to cheat

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dpsceo 0
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u seriously deserved it

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Extacy23 0
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razor sharp oysters goin up ur bumhole

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silentfog 0
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he's not some midget whose ass is 1.5 feet off the ground

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Stalker191 0
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He said meters dumbass. That would be around 9 feet :P

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BoarderBoy15 0
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ydi for saying mates

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airforce987 20
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OP lives in New Zealand. they say mates there, idiot

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twistman27 0
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41 your the dumbass, if it was 3 yards maybe

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IchBeinEinTier 0
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meter and yard sticks are about the same length....

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nateb1tch 1
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69 you do know a meter is like 3 inches longer then a yard, right?

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abc123cimsmart 3
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I just to know if he still won!

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cii_fml 3
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Meters is smaller than feet

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greg1234567890_fml 2
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watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

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Palirose 22
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I'm surprised he didn't break anything.

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azreal_13 0
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lol your friends must have gotten a good laugh

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iplaylax 0
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wasn't there a sign?

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tom3398 0
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how is tht gross?

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AngryNinja 1
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ahaha. poor op. hope you only needed stitches and not a cast.

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harryman04 0
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what does op stand for? original person official person official poster original poster?! what is it?!

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Shokz992 0
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Well, at least you got it right the fourth time, eh?

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rob7863 0
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original poster

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mrmystery96 0
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I always thought it meant objective person. of course now I know objective people are women. or men if your a woman.

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cumberbunny 17
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I used to think OP meant Ordinary Person. I don't even know.

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Aurigae 0
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Ow...I feel for you. Oyster shells are evil.

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baybe143 0
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How'd you survive? -_

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talkman12 0
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I agree how did he?

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Nomnomshark 3
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it's only nine feet

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Cartera 10
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tell you what, you jump nine feet into a storm drain full of oysters than you tell us what it's like.

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hj5 0
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this would be why you don't jump over walls that you can't see what is on the other side. lesson learned.

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