Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML
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christopherlove
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That's assault. I would have drop kicked the little fucker.
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Narelon
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I absolutely HATE dealing with shitty little brats that don't bother to cover their mouth / nose when they cough or sneeze.
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HeyThatsMySoc
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...& then...you slapped him & showed him discipline...right?
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christopherlove
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That's assault. I would have drop kicked the little fucker.
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24788
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Lol, swine flu.
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Fuck_The_Police
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Ahahahaha Im crazy!!!
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iFruit
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I would have "accidentally" sneezed, and "accidentally" pushed him into the pool.
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stewpididiot
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You should have found his 'rents and bitch slapped the fuck out of them and then spit on them.
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vespero
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why is this in the "love" category?
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chrisoc16
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Pedophile....
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purplepillow467
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whoa top ten omg
but yahh I would hav moved when he started speaking to get in his face so he can cough right in it ydi
but yahh I would hav moved when he started speaking to get in his face so he can cough right in it ydi
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WTSchool
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I'm sure you dd finish, OP. (:
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msmandy
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not really an FML.... it's just sucks.