FML : Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms....

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Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

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You deserved it

By kallens / Saturday 17 January 2009 20:57 / United States

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By christopherlove | 0

#130645 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:48

That's assault. I would have drop kicked the little fucker.

By Narelon | 12

#5513430 - Thursday 30 May 2013 12:18

I absolutely HATE dealing with shitty little brats that don't bother to cover their mouth / nose when they cough or sneeze.

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By HeyThatsMySoc | 0

#71745 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:29

...& then...you slapped him & showed him discipline...right?

By christopherlove | 0

#130645 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:48

That's assault. I would have drop kicked the little fucker.

By 24788 | 6

#159283 - Friday 1 May 2009 8:19

Lol, swine flu.

By Fuck_The_Police | 0

#480913 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:41

Ahahahaha Im crazy!!!

By iFruit | 0

#490478 - Sunday 16 August 2009 7:05

I would have "accidentally" sneezed, and "accidentally" pushed him into the pool.

By stewpididiot | 11

#968502 - Friday 26 March 2010 10:09

You should have found his 'rents and bitch slapped the fuck out of them and then spit on them.

By vespero | 0

#1050583 - Wednesday 30 June 2010 21:01

why is this in the "love" category?

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chrisoc16 | 0

#3627694 - Thursday 24 November 2011 0:46

Pedophile....

By purplepillow467 | 3

#1301729 - Thursday 26 August 2010 4:18

whoa top ten omg
but yahh I would hav moved when he started speaking to get in his face so he can cough right in it ydi

By WTSchool | 0

#1504297 - Wednesday 6 October 2010 2:28

I'm sure you dd finish, OP. (:

By msmandy | 0

#2381320 - Thursday 21 April 2011 3:40

not really an FML.... it's just sucks.

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