Transportation: Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend....

By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By neverdatingacopagain - 25/04/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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By Lenny_R - 08/12/2016 19:53

Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML

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By FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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JAIROUS48764 0

Friday 7 October 2011 18:42

Report his bacon ass! He shouldn't abuse his power

Jujubilee 1

Friday 7 October 2011 18:44

Isn't that unlawful harassment? If you can prove you had a relationship and he's bitter, you should sue him and the city! Cha-ching!!! $$$

Comments

michael509 1

Friday 7 October 2011 18:47

Haha all most makes me want to be a cop now.

cdh_1981 0

Friday 7 October 2011 20:40

*almost, not all most. SMH

ikickgingers 15

Friday 7 October 2011 22:48

60 - careful he bites

goldfish78 11

Friday 7 October 2011 18:48

You should let him do a body search inspection

tfair85 2

Friday 7 October 2011 18:50

Most cops in the states have to go through a psychological screening. I'm not sure about you Aussies though, maybe if he did then there is another underlying issue. Examples being that you were either a big cheater or drug user and he wanted to make sure. Still would have been better with a good reason to pull you over.

mk58 31

Friday 7 October 2011 19:08

No one said that OP's ex was psychotic, so I don't believe a screening would have done anything.

tmmundy 17

Friday 7 October 2011 19:50

or that she was a cheater or drug user...wtf??

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Friday 7 October 2011 20:22

It's obvious all cops are drug users. We all know what happens in the evidence room when there is cocaine and marijuana.

ericke9_fml 0

Friday 7 October 2011 19:00

sure he pulled you over for no legitimate reason. that's what everyone says....

deedubs 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 20:08

word.

reilyn 10

Monday 24 October 2011 3:11

If he had a legitimate reason to pull her over why did he have to find that lock as a reason to write a ticket? You know, because he couldn't just write a speeding ticket, huh?