Work: Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk,... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:09

I must applaud your coworkers' ability to find humor in something so mundane. How are they telling each other about it? "Martha, guess what I caught Anonymous doing in that hallway!" "What, Bill?" "Prancing around a bit!" "Prancing around a bit? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:06

This is something that would happen to me...

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:05

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Thursday 28 April 2016 5:34

A pun is like a fart. It's good until you force it. Then it's shit.

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Thursday 28 April 2016 7:05

-Slow Clap-

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:06

This is something that would happen to me...

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:17

Just walk it off.

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:08

We all do it, we just don't all get caught..

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:08

What good is a show if there is no one to see it?

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:09

I must applaud your coworkers' ability to find humor in something so mundane. How are they telling each other about it? "Martha, guess what I caught Anonymous doing in that hallway!" "What, Bill?" "Prancing around a bit!" "Prancing around a bit? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 19 July 2018 11:44

It's 'prancing around like an idiot'

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:18

If I were your co worker I'd have started walkin with you just for the hell of it and no one would ever know!

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:22

Too sexy for your job, eh?

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:33

No shame in walking like that, right

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Thursday 28 April 2016 0:34

At least you have your fifteen minutes of fame now.

HorrorJr 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:43

You go hotstuff

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