FML : Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel...

Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Infadel / Tuesday 22 July 2014 21:55 / United States - San Marcos

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By DragonDude | 24

#6016089 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:26

Well, suit up anyway.

By cailey1234567890 | 24

#6016091 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:26

Oh geez...
I could definitely see how you would make that mistake if you were in a hurry, but they don't exactly feel the same....

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By fatkidfalling | 11

#6016088 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:26

At least your face is dry now :)

football98_fml | 20

#6016109 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:50

At least you washed your face before wiping it

jerryj | 27

#6016147 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 11:37

Probably face was wet again from tears after realizing what he did :(

jackel_love | 14

#6016179 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 12:30

I'm just not understanding how OP didn't realize it wasn't a towel... I thought suit jackets and towels have two different textures.

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6016200 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 13:22

Maybe OP has fancy towels. Lol

hamzor | 5

#6016496 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:24

Or OP had a suit jacket made out of towel material, extra fancy!

By DragonDude | 24

#6016089 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:26

Well, suit up anyway.

boating_guy | 33

#6016319 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 16:37

Or go buy a new suit at a secondhand store!
Anyone else think of My Cousin Vinny when they read this?

MissSatan | 16

#6017378 - Thursday 24 July 2014 12:32

Wearing the suit anyway should only go to show how eager you are to work for them :)

By PassiveAggresive | 12

#6016090 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:26

Aw man that sucks! Hopefully you were able to dry it with a blow dryer... or perhaps the interviewer didn't notice!

mysadlyfe | 9

#6016103 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:45

he probably owns more than one suit

Monkey_language | 15

#6016108 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:50

#12: Well maybe not, as he specifies just the jacket. Why not put pants, shirt and jacket on one hanger? Why specifically the jacket? My take is he doesn't work a job where he needs a suit frequently so he owns only one "decent one". So he is fucked indeed.