By Infadel - 22/07/2014 21:55 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML
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DragonDude 24
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Well, suit up anyway.

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cailey1234567890 24
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Oh geez... I could definitely see how you would make that mistake if you were in a hurry, but they don't exactly feel the same....

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fatkidfalling 11
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At least your face is dry now :)

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football98_fml 20

At least you washed your face before wiping it

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jerryj 27
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Probably face was wet again from tears after realizing what he did :(

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jackel_love 14
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I'm just not understanding how OP didn't realize it wasn't a towel... I thought suit jackets and towels have two different textures.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Maybe OP has fancy towels. Lol

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hamzor 5
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Or OP had a suit jacket made out of towel material, extra fancy!

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DragonDude 24
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Well, suit up anyway.

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boating_guy 33
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Or go buy a new suit at a secondhand store! Anyone else think of My Cousin Vinny when they read this?

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MissSatan 16
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Wearing the suit anyway should only go to show how eager you are to work for them :)

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PassiveAggresive 12

Aw man that sucks! Hopefully you were able to dry it with a blow dryer... or perhaps the interviewer didn't notice!

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mysadlyfe 9

he probably owns more than one suit

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Monkey_language 15
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#12: Well maybe not, as he specifies just the jacket. Why not put pants, shirt and jacket on one hanger? Why specifically the jacket? My take is he doesn't work a job where he needs a suit frequently so he owns only one "decent one". So he is fucked indeed.

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MzZombicidal 36

#16, OP doesn't work a job at all. As you can see he said "after months of unemployment"

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NinjaDitto623 14
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#12, Probably not, considering that this is an FML.

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cailey1234567890 24
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Oh geez... I could definitely see how you would make that mistake if you were in a hurry, but they don't exactly feel the same....

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sexyboi1985 27

Well, may be you can wear that towel for your interview !

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LifeMD 14
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There are still lots of ways to look professional without a suit jacket. Good luck!

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adnanrm18 12

Well damn son. FYL bro!

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MisterEx 28
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#7 we really need you to specify the type of relationship you have with OP.

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Vagitarian1 10
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Time to throw in the towel?

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Earths_Venus 25
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I'm sure the interviewer won't be too paste off. Brush yourself off and suit up!

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swiftous 7
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Never really felt a similarity between a suit and a towel..

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