By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated... I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML
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You don't have to do that shit to get ready for a party. If you're hot you're hot, if you're not you're not. This stuff isn't going to help you in that realm.

Just pretend to be really embarrased all night.....

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You don't have to do that shit to get ready for a party. If you're hot you're hot, if you're not you're not. This stuff isn't going to help you in that realm.

Agreed, you always do that harsh stuff the day before!

No need for stuff like this girls... Just wear a damn bunny outfit thats sexy as sex O and remember to have a mini mini skirt of course And to finish off hop and clap your hands like your over excited,,,,,,,,,,,,Cute as pineapple Remember i take everyones appreciation to heart

Looking forward to a party for months? So WHOLE months go by without anything exciting happening in your life?

How would you know she did nothing for months... jerk...

That's terrible. You must have done something wrong...

Or maybe waited 30 seconds before freaking out, instead of 30 minutes. Give your skin some time to chill out; you'll be fine.

So the usual thing a girl should to before going to a party is remove the skin off her face? YDI

If that's usual, then girls try WAY to hard.

It's not. No sane woman I know bothers with all of that shit.

it really isnt usual..

I would say: take a shower, put on clothes (maybe nice ones) brush your hair and go.

Just pretend to be really embarrased all night.....

Now that's deep cleansing! I wouldn't stress about it. After all, beauty is only a light switch away.

A light switch...and a few drinks away...

Never try something new before an event. But you know that now.

So wear a green dress, hang a couple of ornaments from your ears, and everyone will think you are festive.

You did all the usual things a girl should do? I don't see you mentioning making a goddamn sandwich.

ROFLMAO! I laughed till I cried.

not funny. at all.

Because you can get off your butt and do it yourself! >.>

Hi. Go fuck yourself. I hate sexist bastards like you...

Always check the expiry date! And always buy products you know and only have read/heard about them :D Ps: And of course, always as the assistants. They've saved my skin and life from horrible mistakes quite a few times now