By jmitch1209 - 28/01/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 896
You deserved it 3 853

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Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.

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guzman21 0

second!

nothin' like a little motivation (:

MF12 0

well usually second people go "first!" but you have it the other way around...

RaKum12 0

hahahahahahahahaha he did it on purpose

Who cares if he pees and poos in it, it's broken just flush it.

neddyy 0

you cant flush a phone

#58- a potty is just a little bowl. you can't flush it. and why the fuck were *you* potty training your nephew????

At least he finally did his business

Amanyyyyyy 29

86- Nothing wrong with helping out... I potty trained my little siblings and gave my older sister tips on how to get my nephew to go..

at least you helped him go! :)

MetroidSlayer01 8

lol. True...

AGGoddess 2

YDI - this is why most people have voicemail.

how the fuck does she disserve it??

agreed how can peeple say she deservedit

AGGoddess 2

She could have let it go to voicemail and call the person back as soon as the kid was finished.

no one gives a shit if ur first or fourth or watever so shut tha fuck up

Towelie_31 0

i think #6 is jealous?

efil_ym_kcuf 0

agreed...it only works if you put your spot THEN put a comment relevant to the OP.

jealos of wat being the 1st to comment who gives a shit

Towelie_31 0

you're clearly so jealous, that in your blind rage, you forgot how to spell jealous

ummm i have a life n i dont care what number i am 2 post a comment unlike sum peeple n also who cares bout spelling on a fml comment

Towelie_31 0

oh you care... you care...

just shut up towelie

guzman21 0

:p be jealous! i got second¡

If only you had recorded it from the phone.

Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.

Hahaha, the "as soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece" part made me laugh. :P The OP's a woman though.

LOL Literally (spelling)

OLOtheDemigodess 0

your comment just made my day. *thumbsup*

aoelk424 0

her nephew sure isn't a woman

iTwitch 5

win!! hahahha

Why are you potty training your Nephew. Shouldn't your brother/sister be doing that.

efil_ym_kcuf 0

actually...there are lots of honorable women out there, including my aunt, who take in their nieces and nephews...due to these women having asses for brothers and sister-in-laws who pass away young...

i was wondering the same thing razz, isn't it teh parents responsibility?

I have a friend who watches both of her nephews during the day in exchange for free room and board. Maybe she just takes care of him during the day?

ju5td0it 0

well at least he hasn't learned how to drop things down the toilet and flush them down the toilet... Ive experienced this unfortunately