Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml
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Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.
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HanaxD
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Ew.
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guzman21
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second!
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skarlath
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Omg
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BlueJeans2626
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nothin' like a little motivation (:
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MF12
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well usually second people go "first!" but you have it the other way around...
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RaKum12
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hahahahahahahahaha
he did it on purpose
he did it on purpose
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tysta
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Who cares if he pees and poos in it, it's broken just flush it.
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neddyy
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you cant flush a phone
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happy_animal_lov
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#58- a potty is just a little bowl. you can't flush it. and why the fuck were *you* potty training your nephew????
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tatababe
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At least he finally did his business
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Amanyyyyyy
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86- Nothing wrong with helping out... I potty trained my little siblings and gave my older sister tips on how to get my nephew to go..
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HanaxD
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Ew.
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bhangu023
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ahahahahahahaha
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Ft9princess
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at least you helped him go! :)
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MetroidSlayer01
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lol. True...
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BangOut
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4TH
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AGGoddess
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YDI - this is why most people have voicemail.
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mfmylifesrsly
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how the fuck does she disserve it??
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packerboy1280
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agreed how can peeple say she deservedit
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AGGoddess
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She could have let it go to voicemail and call the person back as soon as the kid was finished.
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packerboy1280
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no one gives a shit if ur first or fourth or watever so shut tha fuck up
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Towelie_31
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i think #6 is jealous?
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efil_ym_kcuf
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agreed...it only works if you put your spot THEN put a comment relevant to the OP.
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packerboy1280
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jealos of wat being the 1st to comment who gives a shit
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Towelie_31
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you're clearly so jealous, that in your blind rage, you forgot how to spell jealous
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packerboy1280
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ummm i have a life n i dont care what number i am 2 post a comment unlike sum peeple n also who cares bout spelling on a fml comment
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Towelie_31
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oh you care... you care...
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packerboy1280
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just shut up towelie
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guzman21
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:p be jealous! i got second¡
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Freeze_fml
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If only you had recorded it from the phone.
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FernandoTorres_fml
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Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.
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HanaxD
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Hahaha, the "as soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece" part made me laugh. :P
The OP's a woman though.
The OP's a woman though.
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chaos753159
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LOL Literally (spelling)
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OLOtheDemigodess
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your comment just made my day. *thumbsup*
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aoelk424
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her nephew sure isn't a woman
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iTwitch
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win!! hahahha
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razz122
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Why are you potty training your Nephew. Shouldn't your brother/sister be doing that.
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efil_ym_kcuf
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actually...there are lots of honorable women out there, including my aunt, who take in their nieces and nephews...due to these women having asses for brothers and sister-in-laws who pass away young...
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nurgletr0n
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i was wondering the same thing razz, isn't it teh parents responsibility?
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Magicalyn
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I have a friend who watches both of her nephews during the day in exchange for free room and board. Maybe she just takes care of him during the day?
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ju5td0it
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well at least he hasn't learned how to drop things down the toilet and flush them down the toilet... Ive experienced this unfortunately