FML : Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to...

Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jmitch1209 - / Thursday 28 January 2010 17:55 / United States

Kids

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By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#805558 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:23

Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.

By HanaxD | 0

#805524 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:11

Ew.

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By guzman21 | 0

#805514 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:09

second!

skarlath | 0

#805682 - Friday 29 January 2010 12:03

Omg

BlueJeans2626 | 0

#806251 - Friday 29 January 2010 03:55

nothin' like a little motivation (:

MF12 | 0

#806314 - Friday 29 January 2010 04:24

well usually second people go "first!" but you have it the other way around...

RaKum12 | 0

#806444 - Friday 29 January 2010 05:24

hahahahahahahahaha he did it on purpose

tysta | 0

#806490 - Friday 29 January 2010 05:45

Who cares if he pees and poos in it, it's broken just flush it.

neddyy | 0

#983648 - Thursday 22 April 2010 03:04

you cant flush a phone

happy_animal_lov | 0

#1040790 - Thursday 24 June 2010 04:56

#58- a potty is just a little bowl. you can't flush it. and why the fuck were *you* potty training your nephew????

tatababe | 0

#3020110 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 06:57

At least he finally did his business

Amanyyyyyy | 29

#5968236 - Saturday 7 June 2014 11:49

86- Nothing wrong with helping out... I potty trained my little siblings and gave my older sister tips on how to get my nephew to go..

By HanaxD | 0

#805524 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:11

Ew.

bhangu023 | 0

#806173 - Friday 29 January 2010 03:20

ahahahahahahaha

By Ft9princess | 0

#805527 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:12

at least you helped him go! :)

MetroidSlayer01 | 8

#807614 - Friday 29 January 2010 05:33

lol. True...

By BangOut | 2

#805531 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:13

4TH

By AGGoddess | 2

#805537 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:16

YDI - this is why most people have voicemail.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#805612 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:45

how the fuck does she disserve it??

packerboy1280 | 0

#805639 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:51

agreed how can peeple say she deservedit

AGGoddess | 2

#805643 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:53

She could have let it go to voicemail and call the person back as soon as the kid was finished.

By packerboy1280 | 0

#805542 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:18

no one gives a shit if ur first or fourth or watever so shut tha fuck up

Towelie_31 | 0

#805565 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:26

i think #6 is jealous?

efil_ym_kcuf | 0

#805602 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:42

agreed...it only works if you put your spot THEN put a comment relevant to the OP.

packerboy1280 | 0

#805634 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:50

jealos of wat being the 1st to comment who gives a shit

Towelie_31 | 0

#805696 - Friday 29 January 2010 12:06

you're clearly so jealous, that in your blind rage, you forgot how to spell jealous

packerboy1280 | 0

#805807 - Friday 29 January 2010 01:00

ummm i have a life n i dont care what number i am 2 post a comment unlike sum peeple n also who cares bout spelling on a fml comment

Towelie_31 | 0

#806177 - Friday 29 January 2010 03:23

oh you care... you care...

packerboy1280 | 0

#806332 - Friday 29 January 2010 04:30

just shut up towelie

guzman21 | 0

#808837 - Saturday 30 January 2010 04:33

:p be jealous! i got second¡

By Freeze_fml | 16

#805547 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:20

If only you had recorded it from the phone.

By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#805558 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:23

Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.

HanaxD | 0

#805582 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:34

Hahaha, the "as soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece" part made me laugh. :P The OP's a woman though.

chaos753159 | 4

#806105 - Friday 29 January 2010 02:49

LOL Literally (spelling)

OLOtheDemigodess | 0

#809112 - Saturday 30 January 2010 09:02

your comment just made my day. *thumbsup*

aoelk424 | 0

#1215769 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 05:02

her nephew sure isn't a woman

iTwitch | 5

#2138658 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:53

win!! hahahha

By razz122 | 5

#805562 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:25

Why are you potty training your Nephew. Shouldn't your brother/sister be doing that.

efil_ym_kcuf | 0

#805627 - Thursday 28 January 2010 11:49

actually...there are lots of honorable women out there, including my aunt, who take in their nieces and nephews...due to these women having asses for brothers and sister-in-laws who pass away young...