By jmitch1209 - 28/01/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 846
You deserved it 3 843

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Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.

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nothin' like a little motivation (:

well usually second people go "first!" but you have it the other way around...

hahahahahahahahaha he did it on purpose

Who cares if he pees and poos in it, it's broken just flush it.

you cant flush a phone

#58- a potty is just a little bowl. you can't flush it. and why the fuck were *you* potty training your nephew????

At least he finally did his business

86- Nothing wrong with helping out... I potty trained my little siblings and gave my older sister tips on how to get my nephew to go..

at least you helped him go! :)

YDI - this is why most people have voicemail.

how the fuck does she disserve it??

agreed how can peeple say she deservedit

She could have let it go to voicemail and call the person back as soon as the kid was finished.

no one gives a shit if ur first or fourth or watever so shut tha fuck up

i think #6 is jealous?

agreed...it only works if you put your spot THEN put a comment relevant to the OP.

jealos of wat being the 1st to comment who gives a shit

you're clearly so jealous, that in your blind rage, you forgot how to spell jealous

ummm i have a life n i dont care what number i am 2 post a comment unlike sum peeple n also who cares bout spelling on a fml comment

oh you care... you care...

just shut up towelie

:p be jealous! i got second¡

If only you had recorded it from the phone.

Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.

Hahaha, the "as soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece" part made me laugh. :P The OP's a woman though.

LOL Literally (spelling)

your comment just made my day. *thumbsup*

her nephew sure isn't a woman

win!! hahahha

Why are you potty training your Nephew. Shouldn't your brother/sister be doing that.

actually...there are lots of honorable women out there, including my aunt, who take in their nieces and nephews...due to these women having asses for brothers and sister-in-laws who pass away young...

i was wondering the same thing razz, isn't it teh parents responsibility?

I have a friend who watches both of her nephews during the day in exchange for free room and board. Maybe she just takes care of him during the day?

well at least he hasn't learned how to drop things down the toilet and flush them down the toilet... Ive experienced this unfortunately