By Jacky-Boy - 07/08/2009 00:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML
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Party at the funeral! makes me think of the music video of helena by MCR

well... maybe the deceased would have liked the drum beats and turntable scratches....

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Party at the funeral! makes me think of the music video of helena by MCR

omg look how close I am to the top of the comments!!!

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*Thumbs down* *Refresh* *Repeat* Buried! :)

ha to 13. you got buried first (:

YDI for playing the organ.

Intoxicunt (real name Savannah Leigh) don't be a troll and quit thumbs downing on every comment

YDI FOR HAVING A SENSE OF RYTHM

^^ learn to spell RHYTHM first

So, ONE person constitutes "everyone"? You're a moron. Also, do I know you? Leigh isn't my last name, obviously. So I must know you online, where I use my middle name for my last.

I meant to say, one comment constitutes "every" comment.

u relize ur name is a drunk vagina

Love it!!

well... maybe the deceased would have liked the drum beats and turntable scratches....

'i think john would like to be remembered as a w-w-w-wicked guy, and a good father to his ch-ch-ch-children'

Hahaha. Personally, I would want that at my funeral (except I'm not having one). It would make it less uncomfortable.

Trust me, you'll want one eventually. Immortality is a stressful thing to deal with.

Also, ya know churches make a TON of money by preying on people's emotional weakness, so why can't they just have the fucking organ tuned??? THEY fail.

Why wouldn't you have a funeral?

Haha, my comments got buried. First time. :D What's so bad about saying "#10 FTW" and "I would want that at my funeral except I'm not having one"? Anyway, the reason I wouldn't have one is because I'm just not a traditional kind of person. I don't really like the idea of being put in the ground, so I'd be cremated anyway. I don't see a need to have my grieving family pay a ton of money for a box for a rotting corpse. I think it's incredibly pointless, and most people do it because it's tradition and they never really thought about it.

Oh, sorry, I thought the other one was the buried one. At least I answered your question. So, I don't know what's so bad about saying churches prey on people's emotional weakness. They do. The people who work in churches take a huge percent of your money as profits. They drive around in nice cars because people think their soul will be lost if they don't fork over cash into a plate. If you think it's wrong of me to say that, you're pathetic and naive.

Right on, sister.

yeah like men who regularly rape children know the word of a god that might not exist

i'd like to see where all of this money goes.. i run a funeral home and i certainly don't drive around a fancy car.

you're pathetic! most places where ppl work, the money put into the company goes mostly to the workers. they budget wisely. but since you're closed minded no point explaining this to you

how funny would it be if it was one of those porn soundtracks! bow chicka bow bow

I believe every funeral should have a DJ that plays fuckawesome hardstyle and trance

hahahaha that actually made me laugh out loud, first one in a while. i know its a funeral but youve gotta think that some people there would still have a sense of humor and giggle a little.

I couldn't help but laugh at the thought if that was an old Casio Organ the Demo would play "Wake me up before you go" by wham. Ideal for the situation

it's the funeral REMIX :)