Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked...

By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 01:49 - United States

Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML

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Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML

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Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML

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By holly - 18/07/2010 14:18 - Germany

Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

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By jtaylor94 - 21/07/2009 21:54 - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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Wednesday 3 November 2010 9:09

Time to crack that bass out and practice in the middle of the night. He might learn to appreciate it then.

El_Mero_Mero 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 9:14

cut him some slack. he says he's a plumber but when bowser comes and kidnaps princess peach. he has to go recuse her. tell your uncle he never does anything anyways but pretend to do something.

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Emmanem 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:10

im in highschoool and am really good at it lol

rockefoe 6

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:28

BASS CLARINETS REPRESENT!!! :D

guitarman201 3

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:21

who wants to listen to the bass clarinet

bindingfame 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:26

I'm a F. Horn player and my mom was a bass clarinet player. In my eyes those r 2 of the best soundin instruments in the band

bindingfame 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:28

Wats wrong with the bass clarinet its a helluva lot better then the oboe or bassoon

oldpeople 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:13

Are you as good at clairenet as squidward??

gmc_blossom 21

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:25

You mean "clarinet" right? She doesn't play clarinet..she plays bass. Squidward plays regular Bb clarinet. Everyone who plays clarinet is better than Squidward. He is just a cartoon character who happens to be bad at an instrument that looks nothing like what it's supposed to be portraying.

toxicxflower 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:18

...do I know you??

SmAsHiNwInDoWs 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:14

THATS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

xneuroticallyx 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:36

this made me die...all because i play the b-flat clarinet. and the fact that your dad already knows his schedule.lmao

0opsie 6

Thursday 4 November 2010 14:01

"Today, I realized my dad still has a job when a lot of other people have lost theirs. FML."

JustJoi 9

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:02

Calm down I can't change the economy, or the reason why you're dad (if he did) has gotten laid off. And my dad DOES his job, now might i ask why your dad has gotten laid off so i can a.Feel bad for you or b. Laugh in your face. You choose an option.