By Anonymous - United States - Bowling Green
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
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  amisenho  |  11

To be honest, if she weren't such a noob about it, she wouldn't have been hit. When playing Mario Kart, you should know that, when you see a Blue Shell pop up in someone else's item box, you should slow down so that the second-place racer flies ahead of you and gets hit, instead. If that isn't an option, at least drive near them so that they get hit with splash damage from the contact point and slow down, also. That's why it pays to keep the second-placers close by ... and to know the game mechanics.

  LostInTheZone11  |  28

Mario Kart, Monopoly, and Wild Draw 4 cards in UNO only lead to trouble.

  nb1234  |  8

Phase 10 has caused countless fights in my family. It has reached the point where we are no longer allowed to even speak the name at family gatherings.

  Anony2014  |  10

That's a common thing? I understand board games getting nasty, but freaking Mario Kart? Ugh... it could be sooooo much worse. So much butthurt over feaking Mario Kart...

  Brandi_Faith  |  33

You should calmly tell her that you won't be playing that game with her anymore if she's going to be a sore loser, overreact and treat you like crap all because you happened to win. Totally unfair to you.

  Enslaved  |  36

My couch is so comfortable that sleeping on it is not even a type of punishment. Plus it's in front of a huge TV.

"Sleep on the couch? Sure, no problem."