By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 04:07 - United States - Taylors

Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML
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Talk about a fadeaway shot....

I hope you're okay, and good job at the same time! I think someone must have been filming so you'll be able to witness it and hopefully you will have a good laugh about it in the future!

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I hope you're okay, and good job at the same time! I think someone must have been filming so you'll be able to witness it and hopefully you will have a good laugh about it in the future!

I kinda want to see the film.

It's unlikely that someone was filming because they were all probably playing. Still, it'd be an awesome video to watch.

Talk about a fadeaway shot....

Beware of what you wish for, children..

Hydration, it's really important, especially when participating in an active sport.

Doesn't matter. Still won.

are you more sad that you were right about passing out or that you didn't get to see the shot?

And now you are a legend among your circle of friends.

If someone taped the game, you can still give the situation a golden lining. It would make a great clip with Fade To Black by Metallica in the background.

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but did you die?

What kind of question is that? Of course OP is dead. OP was obviously standing before the pearly white gates of Heaven, when St. Peter made OP post this to FML as a means of taking care of unfinished business ...