By DisgustingCreatures - 04/08/2016 18:53 - United States - Houston

Today, I was peacefully using the toilet when I heard a familiar crunching sound behind me. After shooting up and frantically looking around, I hesitantly closed the toilet lid - just in time to see a black cockroach slip into a crevice of the toilet. The thing was close enough to go up my butt. FML
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Infamous_Pickle 21
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Oh goodness that's horrible. But hey, look on the bright side. At least it didn't

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nonsense_ok 11
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At least it didn't go up your butt?

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FMLFreakShow 18
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EEK! I feel bad for you OP, I hope it didn't touch your back or anything

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Infamous_Pickle 21
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Oh goodness that's horrible. But hey, look on the bright side. At least it didn't

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hellobobismyname 24

Exactly. The bright side is that it didn't go up his dark side.

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nonsense_ok 11
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At least it didn't go up your butt?

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aGMAELSTR0M 10
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CLOSE isn't an FML. INSIDE is an FML ;)

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Haggis300 25
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I have never cringed so much at an FML

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themassivefuckup 16
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It's good that it didn't go up your ass... Unless it came out of it to begin with.

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Kallian_fml 21

Even if it had come out of there in the first place, I still wouldn't want it going back in...

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BandsRuleBro 11
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Be glad that it didn't go up your butt. Would've been disgusting if it did. Be thankful OP.

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ashyville 9
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I am...... Disgusted

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Mynamewontfi 40
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The disturbing part isn't only that the cockroach was that close, but that the sound was familiair.

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never_three 21
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Don't know where OP lives, but I know parts of El Paso have nasty cockroach problems. Especially Fort Bliss, post housing had the biggest roaches I've ever seen

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smallandroid 26
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I live in Austin, and the apartment I just moved out of would get a good dozen cockroaches in June/July. So glad to be out of there.

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Spudnik 21

This is a bad FML to read while on the toilet...

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