By DisgustingCreatures - 04/08/2016 18:53 - United States - Houston

Today, I was peacefully using the toilet when I heard a familiar crunching sound behind me. After shooting up and frantically looking around, I hesitantly closed the toilet lid - just in time to see a black cockroach slip into a crevice of the toilet. The thing was close enough to go up my butt. FML
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Oh goodness that's horrible. But hey, look on the bright side. At least it didn't

At least it didn't go up your butt?

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EEK! I feel bad for you OP, I hope it didn't touch your back or anything

Oh goodness that's horrible. But hey, look on the bright side. At least it didn't

Exactly. The bright side is that it didn't go up his dark side.

At least it didn't go up your butt?

CLOSE isn't an FML. INSIDE is an FML ;)

I have never cringed so much at an FML

It's good that it didn't go up your ass... Unless it came out of it to begin with.

Even if it had come out of there in the first place, I still wouldn't want it going back in...

Be glad that it didn't go up your butt. Would've been disgusting if it did. Be thankful OP.

I am...... Disgusted

The disturbing part isn't only that the cockroach was that close, but that the sound was familiair.

Don't know where OP lives, but I know parts of El Paso have nasty cockroach problems. Especially Fort Bliss, post housing had the biggest roaches I've ever seen

I live in Austin, and the apartment I just moved out of would get a good dozen cockroaches in June/July. So glad to be out of there.

This is a bad FML to read while on the toilet...