Today, I was peacefully using the toilet when I heard a familiar crunching sound behind me. After shooting up and frantically looking around, I hesitantly closed the toilet lid - just in time to see a black cockroach slip into a crevice of the toilet. The thing was close enough to go up my butt. FML
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Infamous_Pickle
| 21
Oh goodness that's horrible. But hey, look on the bright side. At least it didn't
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nonsense_ok
| 11
At least it didn't go up your butt?
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FMLFreakShow
| 18
EEK! I feel bad for you OP, I hope it didn't touch your back or anything
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Infamous_Pickle
| 21
Oh goodness that's horrible. But hey, look on the bright side. At least it didn't
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hellobobismyname
| 24
Exactly. The bright side is that it didn't go up his dark side.
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nonsense_ok
| 11
At least it didn't go up your butt?
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aGMAELSTR0M
| 10
CLOSE isn't an FML. INSIDE is an FML ;)
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Haggis300
| 25
I have never cringed so much at an FML
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themassivefuckup
| 16
It's good that it didn't go up your ass... Unless it came out of it to begin with.
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Kallian_fml
| 21
Even if it had come out of there in the first place, I still wouldn't want it going back in...
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BandsRuleBro
| 11
Be glad that it didn't go up your butt. Would've been disgusting if it did. Be thankful OP.
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ashyville
| 9
I am...... Disgusted
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Mynamewontfi
| 40
The disturbing part isn't only that the cockroach was that close, but that the sound was familiair.
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never_three
| 21
Don't know where OP lives, but I know parts of El Paso have nasty cockroach problems. Especially Fort Bliss, post housing had the biggest roaches I've ever seen
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smallandroid
| 26
I live in Austin, and the apartment I just moved out of would get a good dozen cockroaches in June/July. So glad to be out of there.
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Spudnik
| 21
This is a bad FML to read while on the toilet...