FML : Today, I was peacefully using the toilet when I heard a familiar crunching sound behind me. After shooting up and frantically looking around, I hesitantly...

Today, I was peacefully using the toilet when I heard a familiar crunching sound behind me. After shooting up and frantically looking around, I hesitantly closed the toilet lid - just in time to see a black cockroach slip into a crevice of the toilet. The thing was close enough to go up my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DisgustingCreatures / Thursday 4 August 2016 18:53 / United States - Houston

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By Infamous_Pickle | 21

#6665617 - Friday 5 August 2016 9:27

Oh goodness that's horrible. But hey, look on the bright side. At least it didn't

By nonsense_ok | 11

#6665620 - Friday 5 August 2016 9:34

At least it didn't go up your butt?

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By FMLFreakShow | 18

#6665616 - Friday 5 August 2016 9:27

EEK! I feel bad for you OP, I hope it didn't touch your back or anything

By Infamous_Pickle | 21

#6665617 - Friday 5 August 2016 9:27

Oh goodness that's horrible. But hey, look on the bright side. At least it didn't

hellobobismyname | 24

#6665705 - Friday 5 August 2016 13:58

Exactly. The bright side is that it didn't go up his dark side.

By nonsense_ok | 11

#6665620 - Friday 5 August 2016 9:34

At least it didn't go up your butt?

By aGMAELSTR0M | 10

#6665621 - Friday 5 August 2016 9:34

CLOSE isn't an FML. INSIDE is an FML ;)

By Haggis300 | 25

#6665629 - Friday 5 August 2016 9:56

I have never cringed so much at an FML

By themassivefuckup | 16

#6665637 - Friday 5 August 2016 10:21

It's good that it didn't go up your ass... Unless it came out of it to begin with.

Kallian_fml | 21

#6665697 - Friday 5 August 2016 13:36

Even if it had come out of there in the first place, I still wouldn't want it going back in...

By BandsRuleBro | 11

#6665639 - Friday 5 August 2016 10:21

Be glad that it didn't go up your butt. Would've been disgusting if it did. Be thankful OP.

By ashyville | 9

#6665649 - Friday 5 August 2016 10:51

I am...... Disgusted

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#6665652 - Friday 5 August 2016 11:09

The disturbing part isn't only that the cockroach was that close, but that the sound was familiair.

never_three | 21

#6665806 - Friday 5 August 2016 16:25

Don't know where OP lives, but I know parts of El Paso have nasty cockroach problems. Especially Fort Bliss, post housing had the biggest roaches I've ever seen