Clean off the seat, clean off your bum, and move on with your day. #problemsolved

Is your butt ‘blue’ ?

Daba dee daba die.

You don't look at the TP roll when you're ripping off your section? YDI.

I mean I've heard of people bleaching it, but this is the first time I've heard of someone painting it.

When you freaked out that blood was coming from your bum so you went to the hospital and the hospital staff told you “Sir, please don’t take up time at the emergency by painting your behind in My Valentine shade no 52”

Did you have one of those little freak outs wondering what the hell did I eat moments 😂

My money is on “after the paint dried and you scratched your anus on the paint chip.”

Please let me know if I won.

Sounds like a ... shitty situation

And that jerk came on here yesterday saying there are no funny comments!

Check out this comedy gold!

That comment is reserved for penguin pal