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By Anonymous / Sunday 26 January 2014 05:10 / United States - Denver
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OP should join in for a threesome

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  ziya1999  |  12

Aha yess, no harm in some fun ehh?;)

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  DaMann360  |  19

Or poke holes in the condoms and evil laugh as they are doing it. Muahahahahaaaaaaa

By  lailagothgal  |  16

Bow chika wow wow!

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And I'd like to think I'm a pretty respectable authority when it cums to hearing things.

By  Maxis_fml  |  11

I was wondering why it is grossing us out to know that our parents have sex. Isn't it actually a good sign?

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  vencku  |  13

I'm not grossed out, I think it's great for the parents and it's great they are using condoms (so they don't have "accidents"). There's also no reason to believe they will have sex while OP is sleeping there. They could have private time during the day while the kids are playing with gran.

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  SgtAssCheeks  |  21

It's not the fact that we know our parents have sex that disgusts us. It's the fact that OP's parents still want to have sex when their son/daughter is in the SAME room. That is awkward, uneasy and kind of disrespectful.

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  vencku  |  13

Nothing says that they'll do it while OP is sleeping there. On the contrary, if OP is surprised to find the box of condoms, that means he has never before noticed his parents having sex when there. Unless you assume they never visited their gran before, I'd say his parents have been pretty discrete!

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  Xquisite1  |  28

My reply was meant for #16, why assume that the parents are going to have sex with the kuds in the room? My point was that they can do it other times as opposed to bedtime while kids are in the room with them. Use common sense people.

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  kylieh72  |  25

I don't like to think of anyone I know having sex. It's a beautiful thing to experience, but it's not exactly beautiful to picture your parents' sweaty, naked bodies.

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  xivoricbutterfly  |  25

My parents did it with my little sister in the room. She saw them. I still don't know how she's not traumatized.

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  MissyMiss5  |  13

These were my thoughts exactly. It's great your parents are in love still and it's clear they're not terrible parents so there's no reason to assume they would behave that way with you in the room!

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  zandalee  |  19

Fabulous that we parents are still having sex yes. Not so great that they are planning on having lots and lots of said sex while one of their offspring is in the room.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

"Today, one of my children found my box of condoms. They thought it was balloons and blew them up.... they are 18 years old." I know it doesn't tell OP's age but let's assume I am creepy and just "somehow" know OP's age.

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  LexSwift  |  17

In general, yes, it's immature. While you're in the room, not so much. I'm sure you'd try to prevent your parents from having sex while you're in the room.

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I'm pretty sure you would distract your parents if you were in such close proximity, 84. Unless you just want to suffer, so they can do something they could do anytime with you NOT THERE

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