FML : Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she...

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Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By badmom - / Friday 27 March 2009 18:42 / United States

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By haro_fml | 0

#63352 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:33

she carries a whole bottle with her? cant wait to see what her liver is like in 10 years. she needs a good talking too.

By J0HNYR0773N | 0

#63347 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:32

ROFL thats fuckin great.. did you catch it in time?

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By J0HNYR0773N | 0

#63347 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:32

ROFL thats fuckin great.. did you catch it in time?

violentturtle | 0

#721771 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 01:28

I'm sorry, but who says: ...my 16 years old...?

nofriends28 | 0

#756012 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 05:35

Probably just hit an 's' by accident. And was trying to differentiate between a child she had to pack a lunch for and one that could drive. Calm down.

summerdaze316 | 0

#873378 - Friday 19 February 2010 10:52

she was pointing out she was only 16

isitinmybedroom | 11

#3732225 - Thursday 15 December 2011 01:12

Well vodka doesnt taste good so i assume that the kid wouldnt drink much

sareje | 3

#4752313 - Monday 30 July 2012 05:49

she was stating the age which also brings the question why did the 16 year old have a water bottle of vodka?

By yayaOMG | 0

#63349 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:32

HAHAHAHAHHA. OHGOD. Your daughter is sort of an idiot.

nosedive1994 | 0

#981270 - Sunday 18 April 2010 08:47

and you don't have a problem with your teenage daughter drinking!? I'm 15 and I drink, but at least my parents have a problem with it!

unilpentium | 0

#1089736 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 04:49

Well you're an idiot.

bwilson9893 | 1

#4151497 - Monday 12 March 2012 03:24

Haha love this. What happened afterwards?!?!

noelykins1 | 19

#5229695 - Sunday 9 December 2012 08:17

187 - yeah you're stupid.

By haro_fml | 0

#63352 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:33

she carries a whole bottle with her? cant wait to see what her liver is like in 10 years. she needs a good talking too.

slurshies | 11

#4718832 - Sunday 22 July 2012 08:12

*to

By whattheeff | 0

#63355 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:33

LMFAO. ! i hope you went to the school and got it back before your son drank any.. good luck explaining why you had to rummage through your sons lunch to get his water bottle. XD hope they dont call dyphus.

SlasherMiniFilms | 0

#2144254 - Thursday 3 March 2011 07:09

amen!

By RyeBreadBoy | 0

#63356 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:33

i think i'd be more concerned by the fact that your 16 year old was walking around with a bottle of vodka. you can easily go get it back from your second-grader before lunch, but trying to stop your daughter from drinking will be more difficult.

Lakus | 0

#663509 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 03:49

Oh give up, she is 16, all 16 year olds drink, even your daughter/son if you have one.

iiNsTinK | 0

#985581 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 03:09

hey

dacotaxx | 0

#1016055 - Wednesday 2 June 2010 05:27

#186 that's because u have no friends to drink with

moolatte | 0

#1112757 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 08:48

190 - Maybe she doesn't drink because she knows that drinking causes people to do stupid things, has no benefit whatsoever (besides about ten minutes of pleasure before puking your guts out) and is the number one cause of death.

anthaz_fml | 0

#1179671 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 05:33

umm... nope

Midget9 | 0

#1416840 - Friday 17 September 2010 05:25

it's true, gotta love waking up in a pile of puke and the cops after you right?

buddymask1 | 0

#1647162 - Thursday 4 November 2010 02:55

i'm 16 and i don't drink either. i guess that makes me pretty uncool, huh?

blo0_starZz | 0

#2124952 - Saturday 26 February 2011 06:41

I don't drink either, and never will. Do you know what alcohol does to your brain & other organs. And after reading a million stories on www.sixbillionsecrets.com , I pretty much hope I won't ever WANT to try alchohol (:

SilverStarr | 7

#2315489 - Friday 8 April 2011 07:46

Then you're dumb; People that drink have enough braincells.

slurshies | 11

#4718835 - Sunday 22 July 2012 08:16

that's why they decide to drive home under the influence and end up killing or seriously injuring an innocent person? cause that sure makes sense... enough brain cells my ass!

SammyS2012 | 21

#4976923 - Thursday 27 September 2012 06:03

I'm 18 and don't drink. Stop generalizing; it just makes you look dumb.

xNephilim | 18

#5152553 - Thursday 15 November 2012 05:30

Oh come on people. You're acting like drinking is ALWAYS awfully bad. Yes, it can cause profound damage to your liver. Yes, people have done stupid things while under the influence. Yes, there are some people who are stupid enough to drive while drunk. But guess what. There's a thing called drinking responsibly. If you get stupid plastered drunk, at least make sure you have a sober friend with you. Give up your keys so you CAN'T drive. Or, you know, just don't get stupid plastered drunk. You can always drink without getting so snockered you can't walk a straight line.

RammerJammer62 | 8

#6241544 - Monday 23 March 2015 11:36

I'm 17 and I've never had a drink my good sir. I play football, and hangout with the kids who do, but I have never *purposely* had a drink.. There was that one time my girlfriend handed me a red solo cup saying it was water but...

By zoo_fml | 0

#63357 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:33

POOR KID! ... poor teacher taht has to deal with a drunk kid!

QueenOfSuppness | 25

#6338050 - Thursday 2 July 2015 12:00

*that

By whattheeff | 0

#63363 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:35

LMAO!

By lilkatana | 0

#63366 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:35

What is with the water bottle craze? If you live in America, especially in a city, our water is perfectly safe. Actually more regulated than some bottled waters. Just boil tap if you're worried but this isn't a third world country with cholera everywhere. There's no need to get overcharged for a bottle of some other city's tap water (no it doesn't really come from those mountains on the label).

Woop_Woop | 0

#502554 - Thursday 20 August 2009 08:30

and how are you ment to take this tap water to school hmm you need some kind of bottle to take it in dont you?

chaos753159 | 4

#806390 - Friday 29 January 2010 04:57

Hand cup just dont spill any

truelyawesome | 0

#855228 - Sunday 14 February 2010 07:50

well here in America, we think through yhings a bit better. how are you going to get a cup of water to school in a backpack, hmm? and she didn't say if it was a commercial one ether. cudda just been a regular water. p.s. America rules! no matter where we live, we could own you! so you'd better start sucking!

authorkid | 2

#985727 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 05:11

well said, 183!

lizamaphone | 6

#2623451 - Sunday 5 June 2011 10:16

other water bottles? refillable ones?

By bigbuttsowhat | 0

#63371 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:36

wow what the f, how lazy is you ass hole daughter

By thektulu7 | 0

#63375 - Friday 27 March 2009 10:37

I can just imagine the other side of this: Today, my mom ran out of water bottles for my little brother's school lunch, so I gave her one of mine. An hour later, I couldn't find my vodka that I hide in a water bottle. FML Of course, the mother will be waist-deep if the police get involved.