By badmom - United States
Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  whattheeff  |  0

i hope you went to the school and got it back before your son drank any..
good luck explaining why you had to rummage through your sons lunch to get his water bottle. XD
hope they dont call dyphus.

By  RyeBreadBoy  |  0

i think i'd be more concerned by the fact that your 16 year old was walking around with a bottle of vodka.
you can easily go get it back from your second-grader before lunch, but trying to stop your daughter from drinking will be more difficult.

  moolatte  |  0

190 - Maybe she doesn't drink because she knows that drinking causes people to do stupid things, has no benefit whatsoever (besides about ten minutes of pleasure before puking your guts out) and is the number one cause of death.

  blo0_starZz  |  0

I don't drink either, and never will.
Do you know what alcohol does to your brain & other organs.
And after reading a million stories on , I pretty much hope I won't ever WANT to try alchohol (:

  slurshies  |  11

that's why they decide to drive home under the influence and end up killing or seriously injuring an innocent person? cause that sure makes sense... enough brain cells my ass!

  xNephilim  |  18

Oh come on people. You're acting like drinking is ALWAYS awfully bad. Yes, it can cause profound damage to your liver. Yes, people have done stupid things while under the influence. Yes, there are some people who are stupid enough to drive while drunk.
But guess what. There's a thing called drinking responsibly. If you get stupid plastered drunk, at least make sure you have a sober friend with you. Give up your keys so you CAN'T drive. Or, you know, just don't get stupid plastered drunk. You can always drink without getting so snockered you can't walk a straight line.


I'm 17 and I've never had a drink my good sir. I play football, and hangout with the kids who do, but I have never *purposely* had a drink.. There was that one time my girlfriend handed me a red solo cup saying it was water but...

By  lilkatana  |  0

What is with the water bottle craze? If you live in America, especially in a city, our water is perfectly safe. Actually more regulated than some bottled waters. Just boil tap if you're worried but this isn't a third world country with cholera everywhere. There's no need to get overcharged for a bottle of some other city's tap water (no it doesn't really come from those mountains on the label).

  truelyawesome  |  0

well here in America, we think through yhings a bit better. how are you going to get a cup of water to school in a backpack, hmm? and she didn't say if it was a commercial one ether. cudda just been a regular water. p.s. America rules! no matter where we live, we could own you! so you'd better start sucking!

By  thektulu7  |  0

I can just imagine the other side of this:

Today, my mom ran out of water bottles for my little brother's school lunch, so I gave her one of mine. An hour later, I couldn't find my vodka that I hide in a water bottle. FML

Of course, the mother will be waist-deep if the police get involved.