By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
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After seeing four, you immediately think the fifth is a stray? What?

You're a fucking idiot.


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I'll never understand quantum physics.

Before we start the cat/dog debate, I'd just like to say monkey trumps all.

vizombie 16

I'd rather have five cats than one child, I despise those smelly things.

weren't you a child at one point? are you saying you were smelly as a child? in that case you can stay out of the gene pool.

X_Codes 11

@44 - Everyone was smelly as a child. What's your excuse to be smelly, now?

My first cat was a stray, moved into my parents barn. Before we managed to catch and spay her, she had 2 litters. Long story short, we had many cats for a while plus another stray that moved in. Due to my neighbors' dogs and the coyote problem, they became indoor/outdoor cats. Then when my parents moved, the cats we still had got to enjoy retirement as indoor only cats after 6 years of vermin control. I have SIX indoor cats and you are the reason I don't mind taking a week off of work to go to my parents house to cat sit. How could you not know or ask how many animals you were caring for?!

etoilenuit 15

#50 Cool story bro..

I can see 1s point.. At this moment in time, I have 7 cats, 2 adults and 5 kittens, and it's a nightmare, they can be very destructive. I'm keeping one kitten, so I'll have 3 cats, and that will be my limit.

therealafroninga 10

82- I can see you're a real original guy.

RocketNinjaFish 12

I've got 5 cats and I love all of them :)

Bubbelz 25

50 - Who are you replying to? Or is he threadjacking?

That's a lot of pussy

CuhlorRed 7

Your picture goes with your comment, They both suck.

oh trust me the person sucks too

turtle_love94 8

I thought it was

After seeing four, you immediately think the fifth is a stray? What?

And that it deserved a kick?

I do believe that is a figure of speech, 73.

perdix 29

You converted it into a stray. When your friend comes back, the stray will come back home, except as a bad-ass with an attitude forged on the mean streets.

Yeah! I bet kitty will come back doing the Stray Cat Strut--"I wish I could be as carefree and wild but I got cat class and I got cat style".(:

perdix 29

#18, after cavorting with the feral street cats, he'll come back and infect the rest of the house with "Cat Scratch Fever."

It's probably got a pillowcase filled with bars of soap, waiting for OP to come back so it can beat the shit out of them with it.

therealafroninga 10

Cat: I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

* I didn't chose the thug life some asshat kicked me out and after several dogs made me their bitch I toughened up and now rep these streets

That cat must be plotting to kill you in so many creative ways.

You're a fucking idiot.

Exactly. How would the cat come in the house if the doors are always closed. Plus shouldn't your friend tell you this vital information?

Clearly cats can walk through walls.

Wasn't it obvious to you that she may have forgotten to mention a fifth or you misunderstood her after seeing another cat who looks tamed? Stray cats look very different physically and it's quiet obvious they have been on the streets. Either way you should have asked. To you it may just be a cat, but this cat means a lot more to her. I don't understand how heartless a person could be for kicking out a cat in the first place. Especially after making assumptions without calling first to avoid getting in that situation. Stupidity comes with a price. I hope you find the poor thing.

Not necessarily. My cat, Hockey Puck, had been shot in the muzzle a long time ago, has hypothyroidism, is old and spent many years as a barn cat. As a result, he hates strangers, has half his teeth, is skinny and scarred and his pelt is a little ragged. He looks more stray than house cat but if anyone kicked him out of his home, I would maul them.

SeedlessMe 13

Hah! Same here, 52. Ours was named Fatty Lumpkins, he had no major injuries, but had a hard life before we found him. He was a big, old, fat bastard who would claw at people at random. But he'll always have a special place in my heart :]

Life_sucks_13 6

I agree with you fully. Stray or not why would you kick it out? My kitty used to be a stray. Now she's my kitty pet and is such a wonderful car. We have a few barn cats where I horse back ride, one actually looks like a house cat. I think it's because he's so fluffy and fuzzy.

My point is, there were 4 other cats. I'm sure it would be easy to recognize if it was OP's friends cat, they all get groomed the same way or don't get groomed at all.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?!?!!? How would a stray cat just happen to get in there, and even so that poor cat !! It got kicked out of its own home by a stranger.. I hope you /the owner finds him soon ):

I guess you are going to have to go out side and CATch it. Hopefully it did not stray away to far from home. You should have not made the cat vacate if you was not sure. Sofa now you are screwed until you find the cat.

sugarshane007 20

What??? A stray cat just happens to be under the sofa? By chance? Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Wait, nevermind, that's an insult to people that were dropped on their head as a baby.