But I was just checking the time!

It also makes the quality of the comment decrease dramatically!

Nessie, I appreciated your sarcasm, but I just have to do this... its*

I guess some people just don't appreciate sarcasm :) And @46: I can't believe I missed that xD

If that's true then you better get someone else to do your microing of waves too...

This made me smile

no, it's * * ;D

What does that have to do with this post?

She is actually a spy gathering intel and a cafe diner is her cover.

If that's the case, she blew her cover in the most unsubtle way ever :P

Never said she was a good spy....

Yeah, poor mental health affects everyone in one way or another

OP should've gotten the manager..

She was probably upset at OP for being a sexist and chauvinistic bastard.

Just because I'm paranoid it doesn't mean that they aren't out to get me...

Who?! Me?! Are you talking about me? You are, aren't you? I knew it!!

Dump her!

Wut. Error: Syntax Please re-read the FML.

I smoke that whenever I want to make references.

That sounds more like someone's been smokin the crack!! Reefer would make her mellow. She's NOT mellow! Hence, it's crack and caffeine that's in the driver's seat and she's in the back seat, screeching...

I can refer myself to anything I want

I wasn't talking about OP. I guess I didn't word it well anyways.

You mean, "I'd excrete liquid manliness".

So tears are liquid excrement...diarrhea?

So saliva is considered diarrhea? Gross, sounds like an Orbitz commercial taking too far.

Sorry meant to be a reply to #9

It is if it cost $4.00

Deaf and blind with a phone. Let's hope she's really stupid, or she might call Op's bullshit.

Lol Public troll lvl : Commander