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By Anonymous - 25/8/2011 21:17 - United States
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
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By  lovepink_66  |  3

Ask yourself that hun

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  marinus_fml  |  19

#28 what's your point? I'm sure that's only to schools with students highly allergic to nuts.

In my school we had a girl so allergic that even the smell of it sent her into anaphylactic shock.

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  Imgonnahaveabf  |  9

If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the street because that purse had my fun and badge!
$0rry about the comment before, it was a typo.
IM SO FREAKIN PISSED!

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  cradle6  |  13

131-Yeah, and I just came back from Israel where it was about $10 a gallon. Americans have it pretty well with gas prices compared to rest of the world.

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  Zero22120  |  12

Old people are crazy, they never have any idea what's going on. Watch an old person walk into a line and you can go ahead and add at least another 5 minutes more than normal.

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