FML : Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered...

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Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 25 August 2011 21:17 / United States

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By maurambie | 9

#3179936 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

People who believe everyone is evil.

By marinus_fml | 19

#3180026 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:14

OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.

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By lovepink_66 | 3

#3179935 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

Ask yourself that hun

marinus_fml | 19

#3180026 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:14

OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.

luis_r96 | 4

#3180034 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:15

I wuldve beat her up too

DoWorkBro | 4

#3180048 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:17

Well now a days kids in elementary school get in trouble for bringing peanut products to school.

marinus_fml | 19

#3180112 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:26

#28 what's your point? I'm sure that's only to schools with students highly allergic to nuts.

In my school we had a girl so allergic that even the smell of it sent her into anaphylactic shock.

FarSide | 22

#3180542 - Friday 26 August 2011 3:22

For fuck's sake, STFU about peanuts.

Imgonnahaveabf | 9

#3180776 - Friday 26 August 2011 4:23

If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the s

Imgonnahaveabf | 9

#3180784 - Friday 26 August 2011 4:25

If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the street because that purse had my fun and badge!
$0rry about the comment before, it was a typo.
IM SO FREAKIN PISSED!

zbajis | 7

#3180845 - Friday 26 August 2011 4:38

66- I love talking about nuts though!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3181092 - Friday 26 August 2011 5:41

Now if she hadn't smacked you the fuck up, you would've gotten away with her purse, don't blame her

ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#3181361 - Friday 26 August 2011 6:58

Yup... If you were wondering white people, THIS is what it's like to be a minority. Haha.

thanks_asshole | 2

#3181547 - Friday 26 August 2011 8:09

she got that line from an eminem song haha

RJM_isaBeast | 0

#3181581 - Friday 26 August 2011 8:20

Fuck you.

hobbsicle805 | 0

#3181614 - Friday 26 August 2011 8:32

nuts are good yummy..

Kiki19968 | 0

#3182344 - Friday 26 August 2011 13:22

Lollz thank u!!!

reptileguy1296 | 0

#3182893 - Friday 26 August 2011 16:44

People always assume the worst....

Friaza | 29

#3183151 - Friday 26 August 2011 17:58

I know right D:

thingfish | 0

#3186353 - Saturday 27 August 2011 5:39

steal the purse. if you're gonna get called a thief, you might as well have the pleasure of being one.

By maurambie | 9

#3179936 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

People who believe everyone is evil.

annasworld | 3

#3180164 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:32

it has come to filthy thieves helping old ladies

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3180226 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:40

It has come to paying over 4 dollars for a gallon of gas. Smh.

NagatoPain | 4

#3180866 - Friday 26 August 2011 4:44

A7X FOREVER!!

Shut_Your_Mouth | 0

#3181204 - Friday 26 August 2011 6:17

It has come to umbrellas being... well...

btown1616 | 0

#3181648 - Friday 26 August 2011 8:41

2- love your pic! RIP rev

toongirl | 4

#3181744 - Friday 26 August 2011 8:59

@ #49 We pay roughly $8 per gallon in the UK...

cradle6 | 13

#3182931 - Friday 26 August 2011 16:52

131-Yeah, and I just came back from Israel where it was about $10 a gallon. Americans have it pretty well with gas prices compared to rest of the world.

kingatowning | 2

#3187455 - Saturday 27 August 2011 8:04

That's one strong umbrella! O__O

taywee14 | 0

#4655934 - Friday 6 July 2012 4:51

I live in Ontario we pay about 2$/gallon

By lmBobSaget | 0

#3179937 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

Thats what u get! Since when are people nice

DeadxManxWalking | 27

#3179963 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:03

People like me

By sofiainthesun | 5

#3179938 - Friday 26 August 2011 2:01

Old people are so awesome.

reallytho3 | 11

#3180528 - Friday 26 August 2011 3:19

Is that wut u call it?

Zero22120 | 12

#3180547 - Friday 26 August 2011 3:23

Old people are crazy, they never have any idea what's going on. Watch an old person walk into a line and you can go ahead and add at least another 5 minutes more than normal.