By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
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maurambie 9
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People who believe everyone is evil.

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marinus_fml 19
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OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.

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lovepink_66 3

Ask yourself that hun

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marinus_fml 19
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OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.

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luis_r96 4
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I wuldve beat her up too

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DoWorkBro 4
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Well now a days kids in elementary school get in trouble for bringing peanut products to school.

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marinus_fml 19
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#28 what's your point? I'm sure that's only to schools with students highly allergic to nuts. In my school we had a girl so allergic that even the smell of it sent her into anaphylactic shock.

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FarSide 22
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For fuck's sake, STFU about peanuts.

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Imgonnahaveabf 9
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If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the s

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Imgonnahaveabf 9
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If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the street because that purse had my fun and badge! $0rry about the comment before, it was a typo. IM SO FREAKIN PISSED!

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zbajis 7
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66- I love talking about nuts though!

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Now if she hadn't smacked you the fuck up, you would've gotten away with her purse, don't blame her

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7
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Yup... If you were wondering white people, THIS is what it's like to be a minority. Haha.

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thanks_asshole 2
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she got that line from an eminem song haha

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hobbsicle805 0
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nuts are good yummy..

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Kiki19968 0
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Lollz thank u!!!

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reptileguy1296 0
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People always assume the worst....

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Friaza 29
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I know right D:

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thingfish 0
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steal the purse. if you're gonna get called a thief, you might as well have the pleasure of being one.

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maurambie 9
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People who believe everyone is evil.

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annasworld 3
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it has come to filthy thieves helping old ladies

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KiddNYC1O 20
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It has come to paying over 4 dollars for a gallon of gas. Smh.

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Shut_Your_Mouth 0
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It has come to umbrellas being... well...

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btown1616 0
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2- love your pic! RIP rev

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toongirl 4
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@ #49 We pay roughly $8 per gallon in the UK...

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cradle6 13
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131-Yeah, and I just came back from Israel where it was about $10 a gallon. Americans have it pretty well with gas prices compared to rest of the world.

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kingatowning 2
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That's one strong umbrella! O__O

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taywee14 0
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I live in Ontario we pay about 2$/gallon

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lmBobSaget 0
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Thats what u get! Since when are people nice

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sofiainthesun 5
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Old people are so awesome.

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reallytho3 11
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Is that wut u call it?

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Zero22120 12
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Old people are crazy, they never have any idea what's going on. Watch an old person walk into a line and you can go ahead and add at least another 5 minutes more than normal.

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lolololer 8
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am i the only one who laughed super hard that she threatened to open up an umbrella in his ass?

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minisquid 9
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My goal in life is to be crazily insane. If that makes sense :P

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bsharp1 1
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The comment on society at the end is a nice touch.

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rallets 22
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dammit, not to you. ahh this commenting system sucks

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Nanall 15
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Sad to say but I'm not surprised! You hear all these scams and thefts, it's hard to be trustful nowadays.

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Bobissmall 13
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Stop trying to help people, are you some kind of fool? That never goes well.

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trollsemen 8
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Say "this has what the world has came to!!!" and then pull her wig off.

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