Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
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maurambie
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People who believe everyone is evil.
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marinus_fml
| 19
OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.
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lovepink_66
| 3
Ask yourself that hun
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marinus_fml
| 19
OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.
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luis_r96
| 4
I wuldve beat her up too
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DoWorkBro
| 4
Well now a days kids in elementary school get in trouble for bringing peanut products to school.
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marinus_fml
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#28 what's your point? I'm sure that's only to schools with students highly allergic to nuts.
In my school we had a girl so allergic that even the smell of it sent her into anaphylactic shock.
In my school we had a girl so allergic that even the smell of it sent her into anaphylactic shock.
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FarSide
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For fuck's sake, STFU about peanuts.
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Imgonnahaveabf
| 9
If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the s
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Imgonnahaveabf
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If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the street because that purse had my fun and badge!
$0rry about the comment before, it was a typo.
IM SO FREAKIN PISSED!
$0rry about the comment before, it was a typo.
IM SO FREAKIN PISSED!
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zbajis
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66- I love talking about nuts though!
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Now if she hadn't smacked you the fuck up, you would've gotten away with her purse, don't blame her
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
Yup... If you were wondering white people, THIS is what it's like to be a minority. Haha.
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thanks_asshole
| 2
she got that line from an eminem song haha
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RJM_isaBeast
| 0
Fuck you.
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hobbsicle805
| 0
nuts are good yummy..
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Kiki19968
| 0
Lollz thank u!!!
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reptileguy1296
| 0
People always assume the worst....
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Friaza
| 29
I know right D:
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thingfish
| 0
steal the purse. if you're gonna get called a thief, you might as well have the pleasure of being one.
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maurambie
| 9
People who believe everyone is evil.
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annasworld
| 3
it has come to filthy thieves helping old ladies
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
It has come to paying over 4 dollars for a gallon of gas. Smh.
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NagatoPain
| 4
A7X FOREVER!!
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Shut_Your_Mouth
| 0
It has come to umbrellas being... well...
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btown1616
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2- love your pic! RIP rev
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toongirl
| 4
@ #49 We pay roughly $8 per gallon in the UK...
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cradle6
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131-Yeah, and I just came back from Israel where it was about $10 a gallon. Americans have it pretty well with gas prices compared to rest of the world.
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kingatowning
| 2
That's one strong umbrella! O__O
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taywee14
| 0
I live in Ontario we pay about 2$/gallon
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lmBobSaget
| 0
Thats what u get! Since when are people nice
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DeadxManxWalking
| 27
People like me
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sofiainthesun
| 5
Old people are so awesome.
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reallytho3
| 11
Is that wut u call it?
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Zero22120
| 12
Old people are crazy, they never have any idea what's going on. Watch an old person walk into a line and you can go ahead and add at least another 5 minutes more than normal.
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lolololer
| 8
am i the only one who laughed super hard that she threatened to open up an umbrella in his ass?
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minisquid
| 9
My goal in life is to be crazily insane. If that makes sense :P
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bsharp1
| 1
The comment on society at the end is a nice touch.
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rallets
| 22
FAIL.
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rallets
| 22
dammit, not to you. ahh this commenting system sucks
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hahachun
| 4
First :)
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Nanall
| 15
Sad to say but I'm not surprised! You hear all these scams and thefts, it's hard to be trustful nowadays.
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Bobissmall
| 13
Stop trying to help people, are you some kind of fool? That never goes well.
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robin70
| 5
How badass...
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trollsemen
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Say "this has what the world has came to!!!" and then pull her wig off.
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Groucho_fml
| 5
What?