By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 259
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People who believe everyone is evil.

OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.

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Ask yourself that hun

OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.

I wuldve beat her up too

Well now a days kids in elementary school get in trouble for bringing peanut products to school.

#28 what's your point? I'm sure that's only to schools with students highly allergic to nuts. In my school we had a girl so allergic that even the smell of it sent her into anaphylactic shock.

For fuck's sake, STFU about peanuts.

If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the s

If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the street because that purse had my fun and badge! $0rry about the comment before, it was a typo. IM SO FREAKIN PISSED!

66- I love talking about nuts though!

Now if she hadn't smacked you the fuck up, you would've gotten away with her purse, don't blame her

Yup... If you were wondering white people, THIS is what it's like to be a minority. Haha.

she got that line from an eminem song haha

nuts are good yummy..

Lollz thank u!!!

People always assume the worst....

I know right D:

steal the purse. if you're gonna get called a thief, you might as well have the pleasure of being one.

People who believe everyone is evil.

it has come to filthy thieves helping old ladies

It has come to paying over 4 dollars for a gallon of gas. Smh.

It has come to umbrellas being... well...

2- love your pic! RIP rev

@ #49 We pay roughly $8 per gallon in the UK...

131-Yeah, and I just came back from Israel where it was about $10 a gallon. Americans have it pretty well with gas prices compared to rest of the world.

That's one strong umbrella! O__O

I live in Ontario we pay about 2$/gallon

Thats what u get! Since when are people nice

Old people are so awesome.

Is that wut u call it?

Old people are crazy, they never have any idea what's going on. Watch an old person walk into a line and you can go ahead and add at least another 5 minutes more than normal.

am i the only one who laughed super hard that she threatened to open up an umbrella in his ass?

My goal in life is to be crazily insane. If that makes sense :P

The comment on society at the end is a nice touch.

dammit, not to you. ahh this commenting system sucks

Sad to say but I'm not surprised! You hear all these scams and thefts, it's hard to be trustful nowadays.

Stop trying to help people, are you some kind of fool? That never goes well.

Say "this has what the world has came to!!!" and then pull her wig off.