FML : Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk...

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Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Friday 22 April 2011 10:50 /

Transportation

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By marinus_fml | 19

#2388317 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:09

Fucking win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!

By instantmusic | 4

#2388330 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:10

...you didn't notice this while you were in the process of walking?

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By purryellow | 0

#2388313 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:09

wait so how'd you get up and walk outa the train with out falling

marinus_fml | 19

#2388336 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:12

By walking OP meant he hopped to the door then started walking as he reached the door. Obvious information is obvious.

By marinus_fml | 19

#2388317 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:09

Fucking win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!

MisherzzSquisher | 0

#2389017 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:59

that's really funny! But good point, they could have done things that are so much worse. :O

eyez_lay_low1921 | 0

#2389024 - Friday 22 April 2011 05:02

yea... YDI!

madmansoup | 3

#2389158 - Friday 22 April 2011 06:33

YDI for being an ASShole

Insomnitastic | 0

#2389411 - Friday 22 April 2011 07:35

Haha! That happened to me once except I was at daycare and we were all like 5.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#2394271 - Saturday 23 April 2011 11:59

2 - Yeah! Also lucky that OP woke up at their stop!

pimper_fml | 0

#2428003 - Friday 29 April 2011 06:32

or did they

By notsocrazee | 0

#2388324 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:10

haha!!!

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2389076 - Friday 22 April 2011 05:40

it's those ninja kids breaking into bathroom stalls and throwing eggs....

By instantmusic | 4

#2388330 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:10

...you didn't notice this while you were in the process of walking?

Thanatos1206 | 0

#2388384 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:18

Obviously not or OP wouldn't have fallen. :P

dansco | 24

#2391137 - Saturday 23 April 2011 06:07

My thoughts exactly, how did they get from their seat to the door first? Bet they just slipped and blamed it on someone else :(

By Nimmrodel | 11

#2388334 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:11

At least they didn't draw on your face with a sharpie. Never fall asleep on public transport.

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2389075 - Friday 22 April 2011 05:39

I fell asleep on a city bus and woke up with eyeliner.

Nimmrodel | 11

#2389993 - Friday 22 April 2011 11:16

The metro look is very "in" right now so I hope you thanked them.

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2390648 - Saturday 23 April 2011 03:48

I can't really pull of the "metro" look with the beard.

By mariazzz | 5

#2388339 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:12

wear Velcro next time lol

theSil | 0

#2389208 - Friday 22 April 2011 07:00

or flip flops

OhSoBueno | 0

#2391054 - Saturday 23 April 2011 05:52

or don't fall asleep.....

By mk58 | 31

#2388358 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:14

That's hilarious... At least you didn't get sharpie mustached or something worse!!

By purryellow | 0

#2388360 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:14

#4 I know right I tryed saying that

By 1O | 0

#2388366 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:15

At least they didn't steal them.

By Trololololololo_fml | 7

#2388381 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:17

Unless you were sitting directly in front of the doors, I don't see how it is possible for you to walk all the way out of the train and only fall when you're outside. Unless there was a massive elevation difference between the train doors and the platform.