Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
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marinus_fml
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Fucking win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!
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instantmusic
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...you didn't notice this while you were in the process of walking?
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purryellow
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wait so how'd you get up and walk outa the train with out falling
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marinus_fml
| 19
By walking OP meant he hopped to the door then started walking as he reached the door. Obvious information is obvious.
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marinus_fml
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Fucking win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!
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MisherzzSquisher
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that's really funny! But good point, they could have done things that are so much worse. :O
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eyez_lay_low1921
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yea... YDI!
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madmansoup
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YDI for being an ASShole
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Insomnitastic
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Haha! That happened to me once except I was at daycare and we were all like 5.
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laden_swallow09
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2 - Yeah! Also lucky that OP woke up at their stop!
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pimper_fml
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or did they
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notsocrazee
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haha!!!
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ImaWiseGuy
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it's those ninja kids breaking into bathroom stalls and throwing eggs....
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instantmusic
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...you didn't notice this while you were in the process of walking?
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Thanatos1206
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Obviously not or OP wouldn't have fallen. :P
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dansco
| 24
My thoughts exactly, how did they get from their seat to the door first? Bet they just slipped and blamed it on someone else :(
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Nimmrodel
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At least they didn't draw on your face with a sharpie. Never fall asleep on public transport.
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ILoveEggnog
| 7
I fell asleep on a city bus and woke up with eyeliner.
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Nimmrodel
| 11
The metro look is very "in" right now so I hope you thanked them.
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ILoveEggnog
| 7
I can't really pull of the "metro" look with the beard.
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mariazzz
| 5
wear Velcro next time lol
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theSil
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or flip flops
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OhSoBueno
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or don't fall asleep.....
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mk58
| 31
That's hilarious... At least you didn't get sharpie mustached or something worse!!
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purryellow
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#4 I know right I tryed saying that
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1O
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At least they didn't steal them.
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Trololololololo_fml
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Unless you were sitting directly in front of the doors, I don't see how it is possible for you to walk all the way out of the train and only fall when you're outside. Unless there was a massive elevation difference between the train doors and the platform.