Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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GrooveSponge
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:D that's so unfortunate...I hope he didn't kick you in the taco.
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Doortje
| 29
At least you enjoyed it for a short while.
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GrooveSponge
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:D that's so unfortunate...I hope he didn't kick you in the taco.
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FaZeClan
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I wish I had a taco.
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blairjanine
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I named my chihuahua Taco:)
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FaZeClan
| 3
i named my taco from taco bell taco.
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Keyman1212
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Chihuahua's were originally bred for consumption. Did you eat Taco in a taco?
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FaZeClan
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i don't think she is asian
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
1- The guy could probably only reach her shins with a kick. Her taco was safe.
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Keyman1212
| 14
Yo dawg!! I heard you love tacos so we named your taco from taco bell taco cause you love tacos so much!
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Keyman1212
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But think of his punching abilities! Her taco is no longer safe :,(
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
YDI for listening to Oopma loompa...
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Apperantly #34 listens to diarrhea pouring in a gutter.
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rallets
| 22
#24 Tacoception?
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iluvhobos
| 5
YDI for having the Oompa Loompa song on your iPod.
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Chad_the_Brony
| 0
I'm sick of these motherfucking tacos on this motherfucking comment!
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beebananaz88
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I like burritos.
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lebronesque73091
| 12
So what? This is a pointless fml.
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thiscrazything
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Who would eat a chihuahua ??
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thiscrazything
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Who would eat a chihuahua ??
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ShroomsOnAcid
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59, As a vegan, I'd rather eat one than have to be around one. My love for animals stops dead at Chihuahuas.
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GrooveSponge
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29, who knows, maybe he's a former cheerleader who's really amazing at high kicks?
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purpleflurper
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I was kicked in the taco back in 'nam.
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takrushi
| 4
36, didn't you know that's what ALL the kids are listening to these days!
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GrooveSponge
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130 Nobody's taco was safe in 'nam.
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ilyWoods
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65 - you just made my day! Lmfao!
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OctoberRainfall
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#34 - totally
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nabila21
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Is a taco the best burrito u have ever eaten?
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Geddeson
| 4
I love tacos and burritos and sexy clothes!
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Doortje
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At least you enjoyed it for a short while.
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Toowoo
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No pun intended right? Lol
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Eggers
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At least he wasnt short tempered.
Okay, I'll go crawl in a corner now. Sorry.
Okay, I'll go crawl in a corner now. Sorry.
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AlaskanEskimo34
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Who has that song on their ipod?
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memob123
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Apparently she does
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AlaskanEskimo34
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Eh, rocking out i guess. Who am i to judge i have r. kelly on mine so im not any better
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aw3som3sauc3
| 10
Come on people, puns are always intended on fml...
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twilightluvr101
| 4
Lol,i see what ya did there ;-)
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Benelli_SkM
| 0
That moment was short lived.
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cjstables
| 0
Haha short while i get it
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danny1023
| 0
No big deal
Everyone makes small mistakes
Life is short
We shouldnt worry about the little things
Everyone makes small mistakes
Life is short
We shouldnt worry about the little things
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
| 16
It's "little person", you inconsiderate jerk! :p
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Midget Midget Midget Midget
Midget Midget Midget Midget
Midget Midget Midget Midget
Midget Midget Midget Midget
Pissed off yet?
Midget Midget Midget Midget
Midget Midget Midget Midget
Midget Midget Midget Midget
Pissed off yet?
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
| 16
Nope, get thumbed down much? :D
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THE_A_TEEN
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Unfortunately yes, sadly.
I'll go to the corner, please shoot me...
I'll go to the corner, please shoot me...
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AlexanderSilver
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4- It's just a damn word. Before people became so "politically correct," midget was a perfectly acceptable and widespread word. It could be used medically too, although "dwarf" is more accurate. OP said midget because she is used to using a word from an era where people didn't deem words unacceptable.
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
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I was only kidding, I don't care about being politically correct.
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iamesauce
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There was a point when "nigger" was a perfectly acceptable word, too.
Doesn't make it right.
Doesn't make it right.
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toalysium
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If its not carrying a battle axe it's not a dwarf!
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hasaz6969
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Of course u dont
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desireev
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It's so funny because MIDGETS actually prefer to be called MIDGETS. Calling them a "little person" is like calling them a kid or saying they count as half. With my work, I have to deal with many MIDGETS and other people with disorders of the sort. It greatly pisses them off when they are called a "little person".
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Levvy
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That's interesting, Disireev. I've heard from a number of sources that "little person" is the "polite" phrase, but it always sounded really condescending to me, somehow. I'm not one myself and I don't personally know anyone who is. I don't know what it's like. But just from my separated stance, I feel like I'd personally rather just be "midget" than something that sounds like I'm being called a leprechaun. I've heard at least one or two on TV, however, say they feel the things you're describing about "midget" and not "little person", so it's obvious individual prefs differ.
It's hard to be respectful of people even when you really want to, sometimes. Probably best to just ask what they prefer.
It's hard to be respectful of people even when you really want to, sometimes. Probably best to just ask what they prefer.
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Fiskerz
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Or we can stop being so butt hurt about everything that is said.
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lorahayes
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it got changed after i submitted it! dont blame me haha
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jessthebest3
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I'm a dwarf, and seriously? We aren't all one person. You cant say 'midgets prefer to be called midgets/little people. Because we all prefer different terms. You're the one being ignorant now.
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amishfury
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I would have been all "what? I like this song"
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ClassyCommando
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Well, you're fucked already, OP, so just look him right in the eye and say:
"Umadbro?"
"Umadbro?"
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aw3som3sauc3
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Amishfury, that makes me think that you are Amish, which makes me wonder how you can get on fml...
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Buttsexpirate
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Sounds like the beginning of a very strange musical number. Should've started singing and dancing and maybe it would've alleviated their horror.
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GeorgiaPoppy
| 0
Or caused more :s
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ClaremoreZebra
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# 7... I love your name.
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flockz
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did he bite your ankles?
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TheMaster15
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Maybe head-butt her vagina?
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DKjazz
| 20
Did he get his head stuck?
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HetaliaFreak
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Could have if she her sister's dog had eaten a hole in the crotch of her pants.
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ddssuperstar
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#129 - that could also explain some of the odd stares she received from onlookers.
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_daniellesays_
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It's good to know I'm not alone in having Willy Wonka-esque music on my iPod..but yeah, that is just terrible. I think we all feel awkward for you.
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baconftw
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Wow, ive got it on my ipod too! :)
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perdix
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You should have started singing, "We represent the lollipop guild" and then finish off with Randy Newman's "Short People."
I mean, you're screwed, you just might as well go all the way.
I mean, you're screwed, you just might as well go all the way.
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ryguy7878
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I don't really like you
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perdix
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Just don't head-butt me in the nuts, tiny bro!
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Awsumuzzie
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15, are you looking for a little web fight? Do you think it'll make you appear more masculine? If you've answered yes, then you're pathetic. If you've answered no, you're still pathetic because then that comment is deemed useless.
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Justforlolz
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Someone with common sense?
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ClassyCommando
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Manly fights, eh? Well, it doesn't get more manly than comparing penis sizes with other men. Although talking shit on the internet comes pretty close.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Lmao! 79, 42 ruffles your feathers with her opinions but "The A Teen" is the first guy to drop a big ol "fuck you" on the world and you don't even notice him? :D That's interesting. :)
ps: I like reading what both of them have to say, one's intelligently opinionated, the other......never ceases to amaze me, lol! :D
Cheers!
ps: I like reading what both of them have to say, one's intelligently opinionated, the other......never ceases to amaze me, lol! :D
Cheers!
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CallMeBloo
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Yeeeeaaaah. I almost don't believe that this is a coincidence. Almost.
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ICATiger
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He might have been a small bit offended...
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GoW_Chick
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... or he thinks OP is a wee bit short sighted.
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ohmylanta22
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Haha puns...
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StalinsHeir
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Ya think?
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KiddNYC1O
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That song is creepy.