Today, I was on the toilet when my cat came in and jumped up on the sink. Apparently my lap looked like a comfier seat, so she jumped onto it. She misjudged the distance, but luckily caught herself by sliding to a stop, with her claws in my bare thighs. FML
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grahmagog
| 14
Im sure all cats are just russian spies...hellbent on human annihilation
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tomhofer
| 14
One would think that by now people would refrain from letting cats in the bathroom
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grahmagog
| 14
Im sure all cats are just russian spies...hellbent on human annihilation
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Cats are cute, cuddly bastards. I have scars to prove it.
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hemz_fml
| 13
How could the cat come in is my question, do you leave the door open or was the cat in their while your dropped a deuce?
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tomhofer
| 14
One would think that by now people would refrain from letting cats in the bathroom
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sum42guy2k
| 6
My cat decided to join me in the bathtub when he was a kitten... Few years later same thing.... He joins me in the bathroom every now and then, but he is much smarter and better behaved
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UberNova
| 18
Another totally unheard of and controversial idea....train the cat to only jump on you when you call it.
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
@27, I had a kitten who liked to jump in while I was taking a shower too. He didn't even mind getting wet. He never scratched or bit any of us either, not even when my mom stepped on his tail. We lost him in a move. My cousin brought him out and a loud truck scared him into hiding. She SAYS he bit her and ran off... The little liar.
She was just jealous. Cats rule :)
She was just jealous. Cats rule :)
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Grod098
| 5
Who leaves their door open when taking a dunce.... just saying
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buckeyed
| 20
what if OP lives alone? is it still weird then?
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SlapAndTickle
| 20
If I'm home alone and making a captain's log, your god damn right I'm going to leave the door open. No one wants to brew in their own stew.
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MorganBrown
| 8
Even when I shut the door myself, my door won't stay shut. I have a bad door handle and my parents refuse to get a new one. My cat does this to me EVERY MORNING when I have to go potty. He'll shove his whole body at the door, open it, and jump In my lap. It's completely weird.
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Wizzlbang
| 10
maybe they're claw-strophobic
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LosAngelesGalaxy
| 7
22, this may be the greatest FML comment of all time
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icadragoon
| 11
That sounds catastrophic.
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IronMan3758
| 4
That's why my cat tends to stay out of my bathroom
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hannahsnyder69
| 16
It's always weird to have pets in the bathroom while on the toilet. I always feel watched
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KidTajic
| 13
This is why you should buy penguin.
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Anyone else read that in a caveman voice?
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Anyone else read that in a caveman voice?
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Anyone else read that in a caveman voice?
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SatansBiggestFan
| 4
Anyone else read that in a caveman voice?
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
I did it in a Russian accent.
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Wizardo
| 33
At least your pussy didn't scratch your well... that would be unfortunate or kinky, whatever floats your boat.
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k_lylepad
| 19
Um...ouch.
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shesaywha
| 19
If only there was some way to make it possible to keep things out of the room... such as a large plank of wood over the hole in the wall...