FML : Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As...

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Shamed / Tuesday 6 September 2011 08:06 / United Kingdom

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By slitherbomb | 0

#3246807 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

Don't take shame in your shits! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

By 13FTW | 9

#3246891 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:16

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

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By BrianAlarcon | 0

#3246780 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:51

How does your Id fall out of your wallet?

Save_Bandit | 5

#3246805 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

Yeah, seriously, it would pretty much have to jump out. Unless he's a yoga master and leaned so far forward that it could fall out of his wallet and his pocket... Somehow...

jissie | 6

#3246826 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:57

Yeah seriously learn to read.

BrianAlarcon | 0

#3246830 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:58

5 who keeps their ID in their pocket?

13FTW | 9

#3246891 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:16

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

Feedmyaddiction5 | 14

#3247013 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:58

I do when I am just making a quick trip somewhere.

ItsTheKing | 10

#3247118 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:30

Shit, Alan is here. His stupidity senses must have tingled.

stro88 | 6

#3247640 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:00

I say you should be proud of a job well done good sir. Now everyone who comes in will know whose marked the throne, you came in to deuce and came out nuking. Claim it like a champ.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3247847 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 21:05

Im going to take a good guess and say that gravity had something to do with it

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#3248073 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:12

Alan uses Obvious Logic!
It's Super Effective!

1 and 3 fainted!

philitron128 | 0

#3249267 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:09

Stop commenting everywhere, your face makes me angry >:|

X3liteXHunterX | 12

#3251446 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 11:00

Work ID duh.

XxHoPPoxX | 8

#3251679 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 12:45

queef

ShawnKTA | 0

#3275589 - Monday 12 September 2011 4:35

Nice 0 of 13 posted your life does suck dumbass, L2Read

By indivisualsoul | 0

#3246800 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

sounds legit.

By slitherbomb | 0

#3246807 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

Don't take shame in your shits! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

sxe_beast | 11

#3246959 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:31

There's a website called Rate My Poop, lol...

slitherbomb | 0

#3247011 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:56

This person would've won first prize!

Evan2297 | 0

#3524046 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 13:18

Sittin on the toilet!!

minzzy | 8

#3818460 - Monday 2 January 2012 7:16

i went on it after seeing you comment... ugh imma bout to throw up...

By IamDre | 5

#3246845 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:04

That must have been a Chuck Norris ID.

TaylorMcGown | 2

#3249415 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:45

Why would some random guy have chuck norris' ID? :/

rexgar2000 | 10

#3250011 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:12

it's impossible you wouldn't be alive.

By No_LoveMM | 3

#3246847 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:04

And just watched the south park episode about the worlds biggest crap past night

No_LoveMM | 3

#3246858 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:07

last*

anorexicbarbie | 8

#3247049 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:09

How many Couric's do you guys think OP's shit was?

No_LoveMM | 3

#3247160 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:49

Probably around 6 or 7, higher than that takes serious determination.

By shanie123 | 10

#3246850 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:05

So much for waiting huh?! I wonder why that's so embarrassing, like everyone doesn't do it. Fyl tho

By kiakia0131 | 23

#3246879 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:14

That is embarrassing, but it happens. You can't help when you have to go or how loud/vile it will be. It doesn't make matters better that someone knows it was you, but if they are mature enough they won't bring it up.