By Shamed - United Kingdom
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
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  Save_Bandit  |  5

Yeah, seriously, it would pretty much have to jump out. Unless he's a yoga master and leaned so far forward that it could fall out of his wallet and his pocket... Somehow...

  stro88  |  6

I say you should be proud of a job well done good sir. Now everyone who comes in will know whose marked the throne, you came in to deuce and came out nuking. Claim it like a champ.

By  kiakia0131  |  23

That is embarrassing, but it happens. You can't help when you have to go or how loud/vile it will be. It doesn't make matters better that someone knows it was you, but if they are mature enough they won't bring it up.