Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
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slitherbomb
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Don't take shame in your shits! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....
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13FTW
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The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"
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BrianAlarcon
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How does your Id fall out of your wallet?
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Save_Bandit
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Yeah, seriously, it would pretty much have to jump out. Unless he's a yoga master and leaned so far forward that it could fall out of his wallet and his pocket... Somehow...
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jissie
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Yeah seriously learn to read.
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BrianAlarcon
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5 who keeps their ID in their pocket?
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13FTW
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The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"
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Feedmyaddiction5
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I do when I am just making a quick trip somewhere.
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ItsTheKing
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Shit, Alan is here. His stupidity senses must have tingled.
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stro88
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I say you should be proud of a job well done good sir. Now everyone who comes in will know whose marked the throne, you came in to deuce and came out nuking. Claim it like a champ.
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_Oblivion_
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Im going to take a good guess and say that gravity had something to do with it
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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Alan uses Obvious Logic!
It's Super Effective!
1 and 3 fainted!
It's Super Effective!
1 and 3 fainted!
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philitron128
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Stop commenting everywhere, your face makes me angry >:|
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X3liteXHunterX
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Work ID duh.
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XxHoPPoxX
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queef
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ShawnKTA
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Nice 0 of 13 posted your life does suck dumbass, L2Read
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indivisualsoul
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sounds legit.
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slitherbomb
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Don't take shame in your shits! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....
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sxe_beast
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There's a website called Rate My Poop, lol...
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slitherbomb
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This person would've won first prize!
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Evan2297
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Sittin on the toilet!!
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minzzy
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i went on it after seeing you comment... ugh imma bout to throw up...
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IamDre
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That must have been a Chuck Norris ID.
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TaylorMcGown
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Why would some random guy have chuck norris' ID? :/
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rexgar2000
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it's impossible you wouldn't be alive.
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No_LoveMM
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And just watched the south park episode about the worlds biggest crap past night
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No_LoveMM
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last*
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anorexicbarbie
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How many Couric's do you guys think OP's shit was?
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No_LoveMM
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Probably around 6 or 7, higher than that takes serious determination.
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shanie123
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So much for waiting huh?! I wonder why that's so embarrassing, like everyone doesn't do it. Fyl tho
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kiakia0131
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That is embarrassing, but it happens. You can't help when you have to go or how loud/vile it will be. It doesn't make matters better that someone knows it was you, but if they are mature enough they won't bring it up.
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EnEl_Infierno
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Fiber plus keep it regular =p
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MyEpicDemise
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The person's mature enough to return him his ID too. I don't see how this is an fml.
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R4P3DwithALOHA
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its emmbarassing to u cuz u hav no self confidence
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Poopolicious
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Hey maybe you"ll win the smelly shit award...
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sleepindevil
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Maybe they thought you were trying to pull a move on them....
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conniebaby67
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I moderated this!