Yeah, seriously, it would pretty much have to jump out. Unless he's a yoga master and leaned so far forward that it could fall out of his wallet and his pocket... Somehow...

Yeah seriously learn to read.

5 who keeps their ID in their pocket?

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

I do when I am just making a quick trip somewhere.

Shit, Alan is here. His stupidity senses must have tingled.

I say you should be proud of a job well done good sir. Now everyone who comes in will know whose marked the throne, you came in to deuce and came out nuking. Claim it like a champ.

Im going to take a good guess and say that gravity had something to do with it

Alan uses Obvious Logic! It's Super Effective! 1 and 3 fainted!

Stop commenting everywhere, your face makes me angry >:|

Work ID duh.

queef

Nice 0 of 13 posted your life does suck dumbass, L2Read

There's a website called Rate My Poop, lol...

This person would've won first prize!

Sittin on the toilet!!

i went on it after seeing you comment... ugh imma bout to throw up...

Why would some random guy have chuck norris' ID? :/

it's impossible you wouldn't be alive.

last*

How many Couric's do you guys think OP's shit was?

Probably around 6 or 7, higher than that takes serious determination.

Fiber plus keep it regular =p

The person's mature enough to return him his ID too. I don't see how this is an fml.

its emmbarassing to u cuz u hav no self confidence