By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 542
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Don't take shame in your shits! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

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How does your Id fall out of your wallet?

Yeah, seriously, it would pretty much have to jump out. Unless he's a yoga master and leaned so far forward that it could fall out of his wallet and his pocket... Somehow...

Yeah seriously learn to read.

5 who keeps their ID in their pocket?

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

I do when I am just making a quick trip somewhere.

Shit, Alan is here. His stupidity senses must have tingled.

I say you should be proud of a job well done good sir. Now everyone who comes in will know whose marked the throne, you came in to deuce and came out nuking. Claim it like a champ.

Im going to take a good guess and say that gravity had something to do with it

Alan uses Obvious Logic! It's Super Effective! 1 and 3 fainted!

Stop commenting everywhere, your face makes me angry >:|

Work ID duh.

Nice 0 of 13 posted your life does suck dumbass, L2Read

Don't take shame in your shits! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

There's a website called Rate My Poop, lol...

This person would've won first prize!

Sittin on the toilet!!

i went on it after seeing you comment... ugh imma bout to throw up...

That must have been a Chuck Norris ID.

Why would some random guy have chuck norris' ID? :/

it's impossible you wouldn't be alive.

And just watched the south park episode about the worlds biggest crap past night

How many Couric's do you guys think OP's shit was?

Probably around 6 or 7, higher than that takes serious determination.

So much for waiting huh?! I wonder why that's so embarrassing, like everyone doesn't do it. Fyl tho

That is embarrassing, but it happens. You can't help when you have to go or how loud/vile it will be. It doesn't make matters better that someone knows it was you, but if they are mature enough they won't bring it up.

Fiber plus keep it regular =p

The person's mature enough to return him his ID too. I don't see how this is an fml.

its emmbarassing to u cuz u hav no self confidence

Hey maybe you"ll win the smelly shit award...

Maybe they thought you were trying to pull a move on them....

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