By Anonymous - United Kingdom - London
  Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years old. FML
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By  Courtneyg47  |  4

That's actually kind of disgusting.

  llalala_fml  |  19

#186 Why? Are women more deserving of sexual harassment? Or because you're homophobic? Either way you're being a dick. Being harassed is disgusting, regardless of gender of victim/assailant.

  deOrca  |  8

@146 There's a difference between healthy skinny and anorexic, bulimic, or some rare disease. It's obvious the lady on the right has one of or a combination of the latter possibilities.

  cudi504  |  4

But 147, the problem is that most guys don't actually consider the girl on the right attractive. The picture is really trying to say is that curves are healthy, but in the process it is subtly saying that being skinny is not. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and neither skinny nor large girls should be hated on just because they don't have a "normal" body that an average female has.

By  ilovedramahehe  |  7

That's why we have to cover our mouths when we yawn!

By  griffins33  |  4

Hey now you've been kissed!

  VorpikeII  |  17

101, I don't think the girl would be hot if he was gay. But I'm a straight guy, so IDK. Presumably it would be the same as me saying that I think guys are hot. Which I don't.

  Futacy  |  29

You don't know what's wrong with that man, he could've been mentally ill. But seriously, this FML makes me want to get every vaccine in existance.

By  perdix  |  29

You didn't cover your mouth so you were just asking for it.

Next time, try sitting next to a girl and doing the Big Yawn. Pro tip: The uglier she is, the more likely she is to stick her tongue down your throat ;)

  perdix  |  29

#11, yeah, that's the downside of the technique. Imagine what would happen if it worked with hot girls -- the public transportation system would become clogged with horny, sleepy guys looking for action.

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

That's better than the hundred other things he could've put in your gaping piehole.

After some psychological therapy, you can brag to your friends about your makeout session without having vivid horrible flashbacks.

  Sparks808  |  10

Never yawn in public? How about just covering your mouth. You can't help it sometimes but to yawn.
But fyl, OP, on multiple levels. Love the way the FML was worded, some "stranger man" lol.