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By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 August 2012 10:33 / United Kingdom - London
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By  Courtneyg47  |  4

That's actually kind of disgusting.

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  Futacy  |  29

Okay, there are like 3 things wrong with this.

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  AwfullyniceBS  |  7

Now, there are "-4" things wrong with this

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  Ozuru  |  11

#1, no shit sherlock.

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  llalala_fml  |  19

#186 Why? Are women more deserving of sexual harassment? Or because you're homophobic? Either way you're being a dick. Being harassed is disgusting, regardless of gender of victim/assailant.

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Does any one else want a suit like 99's? No just me....

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  JBMcC  |  7

I see what you did there ;-)

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  deOrca  |  8

@146 There's a difference between healthy skinny and anorexic, bulimic, or some rare disease. It's obvious the lady on the right has one of or a combination of the latter possibilities.

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  cudi504  |  4

But 147, the problem is that most guys don't actually consider the girl on the right attractive. The picture is really trying to say is that curves are healthy, but in the process it is subtly saying that being skinny is not. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and neither skinny nor large girls should be hated on just because they don't have a "normal" body that an average female has.

By  ilovedramahehe  |  7

That's why we have to cover our mouths when we yawn!

By  griffins33  |  4

Hey now you've been kissed!

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  iceman420son  |  7

No shit Sherlock

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  Bluekaren16  |  19

Well now OP knows what to do for his next kiss.

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  VorpikeII  |  17

101, I don't think the girl would be hot if he was gay. But I'm a straight guy, so IDK. Presumably it would be the same as me saying that I think guys are hot. Which I don't.

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  Futacy  |  29

You don't know what's wrong with that man, he could've been mentally ill. But seriously, this FML makes me want to get every vaccine in existance.

By  perdix  |  29

You didn't cover your mouth so you were just asking for it. Next time, try sitting next to a girl and doing the Big Yawn. Pro tip: The uglier she is, the more likely she is to stick her tongue down your throat ;)

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  perdix  |  29

#11, yeah, that's the downside of the technique. Imagine what would happen if it worked with hot girls -- the public transportation system would become clogged with horny, sleepy guys looking for action.

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

That's better than the hundred other things he could've put in your gaping piehole. After some psychological therapy, you can brag to your friends about your makeout session without having vivid horrible flashbacks.

By  AznSamoan52  |  10

I'm feel sorry for you, Op. You had your first kiss with some random person you don't know. But, my question is why didn't you cover your mouth to yawn?

By  alig203  |  5

Awe, op. at least now you learned to never yawn in public.. Some people are just crazy. I feel for you!

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  Sparks808  |  10

Never yawn in public? How about just covering your mouth. You can't help it sometimes but to yawn. But fyl, OP, on multiple levels. Love the way the FML was worded, some "stranger man" lol.

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