By Anonymous - / Friday 14 August 2009 04:35 / Australia
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  mercilessadi  |  0

Today,while entering the bus,I saw a very fat gal sittin on a dildo. I got jealous and made a sad face. Seeing me cry she took the dildo out of her vagina and put in her mouth. She stood up for me so that I can sit n finger my dick(oh I forgot to tell am bisexual). I laughed n said to her ha u suck good. She then sucked the driver instead of me. Fml

Yah all u fackas bury me
Bury me deep n I feel burt for u

  congratz13  |  2

#84 No, not everyone is fighting to be the first commenter. It's entirely probable that #8 just thought it was stupid that they had to announce being first, and told them that it really isn't that big of an accomplishment.

@ OP I hit "fyl" but Hahahaha that was awesome!

  mekeskidi_fml  |  0

You did the right thing giving your seat to an elder woman. But the next time, if it happens again, you should fart (or at least simulate a big loud fart), or cough or sneeze to her face.

  null_fml  |  11

I agree with this. Where I'm from, an old person can't even get NEAR a bus without three or four people standing up.

Okay that might be a slight exaggeration, but seriously I've never seen an old person have to stand.

  NeatNit  |  32

Where I'm from it's not... still, I try to notice and get up when I see someone.

One time I think I offended someone... She wasn't too old, just her 40s-50s of her life. I just believe we should respect our elders, even if the age difference isn't huge. I mean, she's my parents' she.

She obviously took it the wrong way but she wasn't mean about it. She just blushed and took the seat unconformably, embarrassed.

I felt guilty that day.

By  catriona_cd  |  0

bloody victorians :) your suppose to stand and give her the seat without waiting hahaha
come to think i heard they were going to try to fine ppl who didnt do that down there.
Jeff Kennetts responsible, for everything that goes wrong (from the song "Bloody Jeff).

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