FML : Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?"...

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mauimango7 - / Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:07 / United States

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By 5t3ff1k4h | 43

#1148730 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:06

Your boyfriend is a win.

By RedPillSucks | 31

#1148851 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:24

so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?

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By 5t3ff1k4h | 43

#1148730 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:06

Your boyfriend is a win.

Mrs_Mcgee | 0

#1148772 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:08

lol. damn.

ThatsJustMii | 0

#1148821 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:10

haha

selenagirl_fml | 0

#1148845 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:21

funny stuff... he needs to take his precautions....

JohnnyHobo | 0

#1148856 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:25

Hahha aw you would squishie him:((

legonut4 | 0

#1148886 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:27

it's funny because he thinks your fat

knight0748 | 5

#1148904 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:33

that's a valid question, so how much do you weight? and how much can your bf bench?

supergirl69_fml | 0

#1149037 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:57

haha 18, hangover reference?

twinny_sc | 13

#1149124 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:08

Well...how much do you weigh?

justsayfuck | 4

#1149146 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:11

#26 I think this was the Family Guy reference. Hangover would be 'It's funny cuz you're fat' :)

Shookitup | 0

#1149207 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:25

how much do you weigh??

TurboTalon | 0

#1149384 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:14

The transporter needs to know the exact weight and dimensions of a package before making a deal.

xtfauthorx | 0

#1149513 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:56

really I've been telling people that since third grade, I'm sort of a douche

andrea_calderon | 0

#1149654 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:54

lol

jellybeans4833 | 7

#1150004 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:02

lol 15

JayColt | 0

#1150414 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:44

26 ummm no just because it was said in a movie doesn't means it's a refrence??

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#1150970 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:42

number 4 is homosexual? correct?

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#1150984 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:44

what happend to 4 comment?

ciciloves96 | 0

#1150993 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:46

agreed with 9 haha

zanguard | 0

#1151071 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:08

but then he burns the details

nateypooo | 0

#1151753 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 8:41

he was probably joking

tanjoodo | 3

#1152625 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 15:59

#1 WIN

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1155264 - Thursday 29 July 2010 5:07

18's "catch" is explaining the obvious in every FML. He's essentially a parrot, hence the pic.

Now I've done the same to him.

spktr | 1

#1157220 - Thursday 29 July 2010 16:34

that's what happens when you ask loaded questions

By KittehKatt | 0

#1148817 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:10

how much do you weigh...?

By bcamgirl | 0

#1148831 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:11

laugh laugh laugh

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1148846 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:21

Orrrrr, you know, you could've just gotten up off the couch to grab it

JayColt | 0

#1150431 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:47

11 = dumazz. she needed to stand on the arm of the couch to reach the book

hetalia_thailand | 20

#6008241 - Monday 14 July 2014 23:54

Orrr maybe OP is too short I reach it and had to stand on the arm of the couch to get it. Duh.

By RedPillSucks | 31

#1148851 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:24

so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?

nebula748 | 14

#1149335 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:04

pretty much

By Geiko_fml | 0

#1148852 - Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:24

I wouldn't think that's something to necessarily get upset about. What if he was just joking around? I understand you can be sensitive to your weight, but have faith in the boyfriend. Lol.