Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML
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5t3ff1k4h
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Your boyfriend is a win.
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RedPillSucks
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so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?
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5t3ff1k4h
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Your boyfriend is a win.
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Mrs_Mcgee
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lol. damn.
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ThatsJustMii
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haha
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selenagirl_fml
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funny stuff... he needs to take his precautions....
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JohnnyHobo
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Hahha aw you would squishie him:((
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legonut4
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it's funny because he thinks your fat
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knight0748
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that's a valid question, so how much do you weight? and how much can your bf bench?
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supergirl69_fml
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haha 18, hangover reference?
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twinny_sc
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Well...how much do you weigh?
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justsayfuck
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#26 I think this was the Family Guy reference. Hangover would be 'It's funny cuz you're fat' :)
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Shookitup
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how much do you weigh??
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TurboTalon
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The transporter needs to know the exact weight and dimensions of a package before making a deal.
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xtfauthorx
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really I've been telling people that since third grade, I'm sort of a douche
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andrea_calderon
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lol
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jellybeans4833
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lol 15
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JayColt
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26 ummm no just because it was said in a movie doesn't means it's a refrence??
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M4V3R1CKR13
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number 4 is homosexual? correct?
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M4V3R1CKR13
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what happend to 4 comment?
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ciciloves96
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agreed with 9 haha
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zanguard
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but then he burns the details
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nateypooo
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he was probably joking
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tanjoodo
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#1 WIN
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
18's "catch" is explaining the obvious in every FML. He's essentially a parrot, hence the pic.
Now I've done the same to him.
Now I've done the same to him.
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spktr
| 1
that's what happens when you ask loaded questions
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KittehKatt
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how much do you weigh...?
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bcamgirl
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laugh laugh laugh
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allmidnighteyes
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Orrrrr, you know, you could've just gotten up off the couch to grab it
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JayColt
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11 = dumazz. she needed to stand on the arm of the couch to reach the book
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hetalia_thailand
| 20
Orrr maybe OP is too short I reach it and had to stand on the arm of the couch to get it. Duh.
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RedPillSucks
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so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?
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nebula748
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pretty much
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Geiko_fml
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I wouldn't think that's something to necessarily get upset about. What if he was just joking around? I understand you can be sensitive to your weight, but have faith in the boyfriend. Lol.
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whatsernam3
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awesome pic(:
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liekmudkiepz8
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NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING SHIT OP TAKE A JOKE AND STOB BITCHING!
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Kawaiichan42
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I hate when women complain about answers to questions they don't like. If you can't handle all the possible answers, don't ask the question.
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IrishRyan
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Nothing wrong with being cautious!
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samgar
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Nothing really wrong with this, he just asking a smart question, cause if your 200 pounds its probably out of the question.