By ID10t - United States
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work: I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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By  TJStarzZ  |  8

"The one thing I do everyday at work, stamp it out. Barefoot"? You step on cigarette butts barefoot at work, and you're making an FML about doing this in your backyard...? If I could choose my words correctly, I'd state why, but until then, YDI for just being plain stupid.

By  Stormx  |  0

ITT: Fucking morons who can't understand other peoples decision. It's like reading a tragic biography of a world war 2-era german soldier and saying "shouldn't have fought for the wrong side, lol!". Just fuck off. Any FML story involving a cigarette turns into a circle-jerk for straight edge kids. if you guys don't want to drink, smoke or do drugs, fine. But stop being arseholes to people who do. I'm not saying you're not entitled to express you're opinion, just don't be arseholes in doing so. That's all.

  aero_fml  |  0

So basically all of the people who don't like cigarettes are straight edge, no drinking virgin kids living with their parents and going to church every Sunday? And you're telling US (the aforementioned virgin sober kids) to not be an asshole about it?


By  DarkJoy_fml  |  5

Whatever. Smoking is a form of natural selection. If someone is willing to kill themselves I say let them. It only bothers me when they subject others to their poor lifestyle choices. As to this FML, it sounds like it sucked, but I mean you are stupid enough to smoke so why would I think that you are bright enough to stomp on a cigarette with shoes on? FYL for being stupid in general.

By  Jimboom  |  11

I really don't get people who can light up a cigarette first thing in the morning while only half awake.
Unless perhaps you want to get that lovely ash smell in your nostrils and on your clothes for the rest of day.

By  Brey1013  |  0


first off, OP: how soft and pampered are your feet that a cigarette butt could burn them?

Second: all you little straight edged fags who feel so proud that you dont smoke, congratulations. Now get the fuck of your high horses and stop being so goddam arrogant and judgemental of people who choose to smoke. Its a tough world and nobody lives forever, not even you little prissy people who hate on others for smoking.

  GreenHacker  |  0

It's not the smoking thing itself that bothers me. It's the using the world as your ashtray part. You can smoke all you want, just don't be a slob about it.