FML : Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom....

Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 10 May 2012 13:09 / Sweden - Solna

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By InsanePPG | 25

#4417335 - Thursday 10 May 2012 19:05

"He kept us waiting for a bubble?"

By darkforce146 | 5

#4417286 - Thursday 10 May 2012 18:54

That's why you should knock to make sure no one is inside.

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By katymack | 11

#4417284 - Thursday 10 May 2012 18:54

Just say sorry and move on.

By darkforce146 | 5

#4417286 - Thursday 10 May 2012 18:54

That's why you should knock to make sure no one is inside.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4418039 - Thursday 10 May 2012 23:41

Maybe the "Occupied" sign got stuck.

scottieclark | 4

#4419166 - Friday 11 May 2012 3:52

I'd be pissed to!

zakkyzebra | 11

#4419257 - Friday 11 May 2012 4:21

People may be too embarrassed to answer... I always am.... I start coughing up what sounds like a hairball to alert potential intruders...

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4420642 - Friday 11 May 2012 15:53

59- pissed to what?

By tylersign | 11

#4417300 - Thursday 10 May 2012 18:57

You were waiting for your underwear bomb to arm. Right?

By mango260 | 9

#4417302 - Thursday 10 May 2012 18:57

It happens.

By mango260 | 9

#4417322 - Thursday 10 May 2012 19:03

It happens.

By rubberduckie94 | 13

#4417323 - Thursday 10 May 2012 19:03

I have been stuck behind people in line for the bathroom so many times for this reason. It is very irritating. You should always give a little knock on the door.

By SarahBearrra | 4

#4417325 - Thursday 10 May 2012 19:03

Thats a bit awkward...

ChrisG93 | 8

#4417494 - Thursday 10 May 2012 20:04

Yeah that's definitely a little awkward. Lol

iloveweed6969 | 2

#4417828 - Thursday 10 May 2012 22:40

*aquard

FMLsAreAwesome | 0

#4420520 - Friday 11 May 2012 13:41

You don't say?

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4420644 - Friday 11 May 2012 15:54

No. Bad. No thumbs for you, dear sir.

By InsanePPG | 25

#4417335 - Thursday 10 May 2012 19:05

"He kept us waiting for a bubble?"

nofearjenshere | 12

#4417574 - Thursday 10 May 2012 20:31

"It's his first time on his own."

likeAwesome | 3

#4417636 - Thursday 10 May 2012 20:57

lol

marik7410 | 6

#4417736 - Thursday 10 May 2012 21:51

"Again, congratulations"

curlyfry33 | 8

#4419839 - Friday 11 May 2012 7:51

Classic????

By SkoomaKi | 25

#4417342 - Thursday 10 May 2012 19:06

I hate those toilets... I keep thinking its going to suck me into the plane's sewage pipes.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4417436 - Thursday 10 May 2012 19:34

"My ass!"
"They killed my dog, man!"
Soul plane FTW!

By usnwife | 18

#4417344 - Thursday 10 May 2012 19:06

Don't all airplane bathrooms have that little window that either "occupied" when the person inside locks it or "vacant" when you know, they are vacant?

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