Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
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ChelseaXD
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What a dick.
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sammieheart
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tell him that's not what his boss said.
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IScreamRawr
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Ouch.
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KingDingALing
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Tell him "Shut up, you have a little dick."
Say it loudly so that everyone hears you.
Say it loudly so that everyone hears you.
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MrsxBillxKaulitz
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i agree with 11. sorry though, that's terrible.
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MyChemical_fml
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You should have said "Sorry, this turbulence is giving me a better orgasm than your tiny fucking dick." and then read his FML about it.
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Daerauko
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I'd go to Disney world.
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Brilthor
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64 = Win
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Hyperactiveee
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totally agree with 64 :)
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trueblue42
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wtf is wrong w/ your husband, why is he so mean? what a dick.
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ChelseaXD
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What a dick.
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NiceGuyz
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@2 That's what she said!!!!
^NiceGuyz^
^NiceGuyz^
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bennyboy111
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agreed
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flakes_fml
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LOL
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cole86
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taht is my pic
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cole86
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well it is now an it used to be too
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FFML_314
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Ugly people should die! DUNDUNDUN! I'm next..
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adddadancer
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shutup ur pretty
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FFML_314
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That's called makeup. Trust me, I'm an ugly mother fucker. :)
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xXSweetNightmare
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Oh my gosh.
Please stop putting yourselves down. It's honestly not doing any good for anyone. If someone says you're pretty, they mean it.
You're beautiful. (:
Please stop putting yourselves down. It's honestly not doing any good for anyone. If someone says you're pretty, they mean it.
You're beautiful. (:
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FFML_314
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Thank you. I was being sarcastic though.
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gadgitch
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Touching moment.
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jakii_
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now let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya
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loshysucks
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wtf guys! She IS ugly! go die :)
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xGet_Over_It
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39 - That was hilarious haha.
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lindsey1023420
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Hahahahaha! yesssss.
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corytheboss
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yeahh I'm in love lol
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EvilDoll
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and fat
don't forget fat
don't forget fat
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TibbysMusic
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At least she has a real picture of herself, not some chick that sounds good edited completely (;
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ohSNAPyall
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Fishing for compliments is so attractive.
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FFML_314
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I guess saying "I was being sarcastic" is hard for some people to understand ;).
I'm fat? Yes, but I decided last December that I'm going to be a pumpkin for Halloween as opposed to a Skelton.
I just want to be accepted by the village people! ARGH! What ever will I do.
By the way, my post was from a video on YouTube. ;)
I'm fat? Yes, but I decided last December that I'm going to be a pumpkin for Halloween as opposed to a Skelton.
I just want to be accepted by the village people! ARGH! What ever will I do.
By the way, my post was from a video on YouTube. ;)
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SAMHAlN
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ew u are next why weren't u first
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FFML_314
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You're an idiot. I will take having a brain over being good looking, which by the way, you're neither.
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Lauren10102
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what about you, anybody who has a money symbol in their name has to be ugly. Plus you wont even put a pic of urself up... what does that say about u?
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TibbysMusic
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123, exactly the point I was trying to make :)
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Stormyskyes313
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Lmao
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potterfreak3949
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ever heard of manners? or not being a bitch? you have a weird nose. stfu
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pop7467
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You are a real bitch... Jeez be nice it's not that hard
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pop7467
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Btw I'm talking about 117
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chellefish22
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OMG screw him!
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hiloman500
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that's just what he wants...
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ThatFunnyDude
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dislike this comment and you get free Popsicle
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Snake1105
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Can I have my Popsicle?
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loopstah
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yeah im sure thats what he said.
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zkchild
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Unless he was joking or you're in the middle of a divorce I can't see why he would say that and be sincere So I can't take this fml seriously.
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jonan1212
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lmfao
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yourbarbiiedoll
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lmaooo
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yourbarbiiedoll
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lmaooo
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JayBear14
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that is incredibly shallow and uncalled for :/ I'm so sorry he said that to you, it was undeserved. also inaccurate, it doesnt matter what you look like, your allowed to have a fear. everybody does.
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Lo0o0o0oveMe
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Exactly !