FML : Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead...

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ... / Tuesday 18 November 2008 04:42 / France

Transportation

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By AngelBubblesRose | 0

#36724 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:19

gross

By penguinking12345_fml | 0

#274362 - Saturday 6 June 2009 9:24

Lol how would u deserve it??????

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By revieced | 12

#26387 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:06

oh my.... LOL

Melaniee_fml | 0

#1350391 - Saturday 4 September 2010 15:21

so.. why was reading the newspaper signifacant?

By AngelBubblesRose | 0

#36724 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:19

gross

By Shallow_Padentic | 0

#50698 - Sunday 22 March 2009 21:12

Hahaha thats nasty

By nafiul93 | 0

#73355 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:17

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww slap that hoe

By Exhumed91 | 0

#128399 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:43

Lame. Dane cook joke.

black_cherry_pie | 0

#465788 - Friday 7 August 2009 9:27

thats happened to more than just dane cook, and besides dane cook is awesome.

MissMae93 | 23

#3391087 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 14:36

Oh, that's right, if it's happened to someone famous it couldn't possibly happen to any other person in the world. Clearly OP didn't get the memo.

By that_guy_you_are | 0

#185000 - Sunday 10 May 2009 12:18

YDI.

By penguinking12345_fml | 0

#274362 - Saturday 6 June 2009 9:24

Lol how would u deserve it??????

Cr1spyBacon8r | 7

#6637754 - Monday 27 June 2016 16:46

Quite a few people will just press you deserved it because they're assholes.

Boomi | 38

#6689561 - Wednesday 14 September 2016 18:03

Possibly by riding the train to begin with? I don't know, I'm one of those people that use public transportation as well.

By penguinking12345_fml | 0

#274363 - Saturday 6 June 2009 9:25

Ewwwww

By im_a_nerd | 0

#336892 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:40

hilarioussss

By Michbella1 | 0

#338649 - Thursday 25 June 2009 5:09

don't you love my Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt and bullet necklace in this pic!!! 'cause i do!

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