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So the door to a gas station washroom was watertight, eh? And it opened out, rather than opening in? And the water in the bathroom was much much higher than your knees, since you were outside the bathroom upon opening it? And no employees nor visitors had opened that door for however many hours it would have taken for that much water to build up? And you opened the door wide enough to actually be hit with the majority of the water flow, fast enough that you didn't notice the problem in time? Okay, I believe you. Just checking.
third and that sucks. I once accidently kicked over a canister full of moldy water and soaked my pants. the kicker was I was 3 hrs from home and a fresh pair of pants
#6: Interpreting the sentence, "I was 3 hrs from home and a fresh pair of pants"... You're assuming: "I was [3 hrs from home] and [a fresh pair of pants]" Failing to assume "I was 3 hrs from [home and a fresh pair of pants]" was your own elementary-school-level fault, not the fault of the commenter you were criticizing.
Cmon, Snickerdoodles [were] just having some fun... Don't make a grammar exercise out of FML, retard. If you're that good at linguistics, go to one of those super nerdy seminars in your average community college and keep that kinda shit to yourself instead of shitting on people here. Oh and by the way, you talk like an arrogant douche. Not cool.
#52: You seem to be under the impression that sarcasm exempts you from the responsibility of a dumb decision. Of course you recognized what #4 MEANT, but the problem is that the comment you think was a "joke" (#6) just doesn't work when the grammar you're trying to make fun of had nothing wrong with it. To put it in other words, you were calling #4 out for ambiguity, but ambiguity in that type of phrase is normal and prevalent (because anyone with a brain can choose the correct interpretation based on context). That leaves your comment as unfunny, unprovoked, and just plain rude.
Sue the gas station for damages to personal property. It probably won't be worth it but it might make you feel better.
Go back there, go to the washroom again and (if you don't get splashed with shit water again) excrete your body waste all over their floor and walls. And leave the water running.